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suck it samuel jackson, i have one IN MY TOILET

Discussion in 'General' started by tophyr, Aug 8, 2022.

  1. tophyr

    tophyr D200 Reverse Track Guy

    Lol, I'm still out of the house, yeah. I likely won't return to TX until after the Barber round, so about a month away.

    I give it 50-50 odds that Tammy doesn't starve. We'll see in a month.
     
  2. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    The least you could have done is setup a live webcam on the toilet before you left
     
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  3. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

  4. Gino230

    Gino230 Well-Known Member

    I love how nobody wants to hear about his race on a racing forum, as long as we get snake updates.
     
  5. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    Because both of them went the wrong way
     
  6. ClemsonsR6

    ClemsonsR6 Well-Known Member

    Not going to lie...the other night I woke up at like 2am after having a couple drinks and ugh....some special gummy bears, and had to piss.

    Stumble into the bathroom in the dark, sit down to piss (only done at night when I'm half sleeping and don't want to turn light on and fully wake up cause then I'm up) and as I'm pissing....this thread popped into my thoughts.

    Never had a snake in the house or the drain pipes, but all I could think about was a snake lunging up to take a bite outta my ass.

    Thanks alot!
     
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  7. tophyr

    tophyr D200 Reverse Track Guy

    always lookin out for ya
     
  8. sdg

    sdg *

    Piss in the sink. Turn water on.
     
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  9. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Stand up Nancy.
     
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  10. bored&stroked

    bored&stroked Disclaimer: Can't spell

    wtf you found a snake in your toilet, found out it can swim in your piping, and you still will live there/sit on those things? F that.
     
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  11. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    Now let's talk about spiders and how they crawl on people while they are sleeping...
     
  12. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    The average person is said to eat something like 10 spiders/year, unknowingly, in their sleep.
     
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  13. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Average where? In the jungle? And if they don't know that they eat spiders, how did the scientists collecting the data find out? :D
     
  14. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Probably pro spider eating scientists trying to justify the eating of arachnids.

    the average human eats 13 Big Macs in their sleep without knowing. The average Broome eats 14. - McDonald’s scientists.
     
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  15. ClemsonsR6

    ClemsonsR6 Well-Known Member

    No. It's dark and I'm sleepy and want to go back to bed.
     
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  16. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    That is a debunked internet myth. :crackup:
     
  17. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

    split tounge...someone likes teather ball...Lmao.....
     
  19. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

    8675309.. Tammy Tammy..
     
  20. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    WRONG!

    [​IMG]
     
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