suck it samuel jackson, i have one IN MY TOILET

Discussion in 'General' started by tophyr, Aug 8, 2022.

  1. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    The snake won
     
  2. tophyr

    tophyr D200 Reverse Track Guy

    :crackup::crackup::crackup:

    I'm on the road for MotoAmerica for the next couple weeks. Once I get home I'll try to drive Tammy out toward the septic clean-out. I'm just praying she stays alive; I reeeeeally don't want her to start rotting down there.
     
  3. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

    she fell asleep since..your not willing to play...
     

    Attached Files:

  4. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    There's a Mister Snake in the pipes as well, and they are doing the wild thing, just as I witnessed these two earlier today.

    upload_2022-8-22_23-15-14.png
     
    long path/road likes this.
  5. tophyr

    tophyr D200 Reverse Track Guy

    fuck off, how close did you get to that thing? i dunno much about snakes but i know what that tail means
    you also seem to have gotten mighty close 'n personal to those two :crackup:
     
  6. Norton 357

    Norton 357 Well-Known Member

    Tammy and Sammy throwing down
     

    Attached Files:

    long path/road likes this.
  7. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Pron...it's not just for midgets.
     
    GixxerJohn011 likes this.
  8. SpeedWerks Racing

    SpeedWerks Racing Well-Known Member

  9. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

     
  10. cBJr

    cBJr Well-Known Member

  11. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    BigBird likes this.
  12. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    I always loved that slogan.

    When I moved to Texas in 85, Texas had that slogan on a sign as you crossed the border into the state. Coming from Illinois I thought that was just so cool.

    An entirely different proudness and respect for the state you live in, with Texas compared to Illinois.
     
    long path/road and YamahaRick like this.
  13. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    I moved to Texas 5 months ago....that's the first thing I noticed, people seem to have more respect for folks down here. I like the culture, kind of like self policing.
     
    Boman Forklift likes this.
  14. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

  15. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    OK, I have it on good authority that it is a Boomslang snake. Brad Pitt put it there.

    Maybe Lemon can help you with removal. Tangerine would have been the better choice for the job, but he died.
     
    long path/road likes this.
  16. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Good authority...ain't that one of them there oxi-maroons?
     
  17. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    It's more like an oxy-idiom.

    Me and the missus went and caught Bullet Train at the matinee yesterday. It definitely wasn't an Oscar winner, but it was pretty good silly entertainment. One of the antagonists is an assassin who uses boomslang venom to kill her targets. Her snake gets loose on the train and Brad Pitt ends up in the bathroom with it and wrestles it into the toilet which he tapes shut and then writes on the lid with a Sharpie "Snake in toilet! Do not use!" I laughed way harder at that than the rest of the audience. :crackup:

    I wished at that moment that I had not turned my phone off so I could've gotten a picture of the screen at that moment.
     
    long path/road, YamahaRick and Razr like this.
  18. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

    staus!!? about a snake in my turlet.. dear Liza dear liza...
     
  19. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    We're waiting for the "how do I get a dead, rotting, stinky snake out of the pipes in my house?" thread.
     
    tophyr and long path/road like this.
  20. long path/road

    long path/road let's think about this!..??

    still on vacation.... house is for sale!
     
    tophyr likes this.

Share This Page