Combine the two. Get yourself a van like the Dumb and Dumber van but a cat. Pick the cats up in the morning and take them around with you delivering Pizza's. Drop them off before you go home. Win win.
Yup. Just did exactly that a couple weeks ago. Brother stopped in once just to clean out litter box. But other than that it was all good.
He needs to get something like an 1989 Camaro with at least one body panel that's primer gray and blast Motley Crue as he tools around slinging pizza. Bonus level if he does it while wearing an Anthrax hat with the bill turned up with "Mosh" written on the underside of the bill.
Didn't you spend like an entire week whining about not getting tipped enough when being a fishing guide and then defending your whining? Make up your mind
To this day, the scene when the Dumb & Dumber car doggy car makes a jump over the railroad is one of the biggest belly laughs I ever had.
The peppers scene is a cinematic masterpiece. It needs to be in the film registry in the library of congress. and shit.
All of this, except use the Van Halen tape thats in the Camaro. Dont worry. Its a Camaro, there will be a copy of VH 1, 1984 or possibly 5150 somewhere in the vehicle. Camaro's cant move unless a VH tape is somewhere in the car. It violates about, 3, no 4, yeah 4, of the laws of physics if it moves and the universe ends.
If he wanted to win the world championship of E racing, the global electric gokart championship, get high score on Space Invaders and score all the bleach blonde milfs (might be Gmilfs now) he's wear the knee length jams, the reebok pumps, a black Van Halen tshirt (with the sleeves cut off) and the MOSH hat while driving his Camaro. For a formal delivery, sleeveless Levi jeans jacket.