So, you wanna work in show business?

That's why they're on tour together.

 

Im about to get in my hammock

 

that show looks awesome haha. did you wear a linen suit and some gator wingtips to it?

 

Mackenzie Porter and Walker Hayes tonight.

Bout time we had a rowdy show in this place. Crowd is fkn lit

 

walker hayes?? hard pass for a double Mackenzie helping?? ?

 

Mackenzie is maaaaybe 90lbs of fun sized.

As for the headliner, not my kind of country but some damn good drunk music these country girls bout to lose their damn minds lolol

What's my move?

 

the macarena!!

 

And it's a clean show. Really didn't know what to expect. Lots of kids, family friendly.

But some of these girls acting like Bieber is on the stage with the caterwauling lol. Metalhead prolly out there screaming his head off with them.

 

Big belt buckle you won at a rodeo, well worn Texas A&M baseball hat, wrangler jeans that are so tight they show off the cucumber you put in the front of your pants but are not skinny jeans, a cucumber in the pants and a totally loaded super duper grand lariat george bush edition F150 in the parking lot.

and then you'd still go home alone, sit on and numb your hand and give yourself a stranger.

 

Man, I'm stage right in my comfy chair cutting the most noxious farts from the onion burger and beans I ate. Headset, coffee, Kindle. Ripping some silent but deadlys.

When here come the backstage groupies. Leather pants n cut up jeans.

Guess that was my move.

 

Tomorrow, Bob Dylan.

My only question is why?

 

Oh gawd!

 

I got a buddy that's a lampy for Dua Lipa. I wouldn't mind working that show every night

 

I start singing Tribe Called Quest every time I see this thread title. And I've never heard of most of these acts you're working.

 

This reminds* me: has anyone seen @crashman ? I didn't think he was part of the purge but I haven't seen him here in quite some time seems.


* He says she's unattractive.

 

Hey now...geriatrics need heros too.

 

I had no earthly clue what a dua lipa was.

But I can see why you like it.

 

She get those sneakers from @Steeltoe?

 

She made a shitty remix of Elton John songs and now she's laughing all the way to the bank. Man today's music sucks.

 

Not sure if it's her jacket or thighs, but this picture makes me think of earmuffs for some reason.