Discussion in 'General' started by Venom51, Jul 12, 2019.
Don’t you work for your mom or something?
Standing at the urinal...waiting...waiting... ... ... . . . ... .... .
You win. Nothing tops that for "Hey I'm an old white guy!"
When kids say "Who is the first President you remember?" and they say Obama and you think Ike....
When you climb a 160’ lakeside staircase for the fifth time in an hour and finally stop for a bottle of water...
So I've been old since I was about 25. Phones stopped being cool when they put internet on them.
They made it easier to fit in your manpurse, skinny jeans, or fanny pack
And then going back 30 minutes later.
If'n I coulda spelt Eisenhower I woulda!
Almost forgot, but last nights chili reminded me. Walking farts...damned.
dreading having to change over to a new phone at all
Phone are just too fucking big now.
I'm big on sitting in the right lane(s) and just going with the flow of traffic. I actually go slower than the flow. "F" YOU - go around!!
Get off my lawn
Some of you made the comments above that I share same thoughts. Added
I might add..... starting to cuss 'lil f'ers for doing dumb $hit!! That I used to do when their age!!
I was amused when I heard the Ramones on an Easy listening station.
Poor Taste, poor taste....
It seems like yesterday I was teasing my older brother about needing reading glasses, now I brag about the cool pair of readers I just bought.
I've been feeling a little down all day and you just put a smile on my face.
Is it hot there?
Get a poetic case off Amazon. Makes it bulkier and easier to hold and stands up to drops really well. Because you're correct having the camera stick out is stupid...
Having my eye doctor say to me "you're pretty young to have glaucoma already."
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