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Signs you are aging...

Discussion in 'General' started by Venom51, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. You ALWAYS make the plane, I don’t care if you haven’t been to bed. I fired an intern recently that called in sick twice in a month for being hungover. I don’t care if you show up dragging ass, you show up after you party or, novel concept, back it down a notch because you have to work the next day.
     
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  2. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    My buddy and I were just discussing pontoons...
     
  3. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    My wife and I were getting cleaned up after a Saturday afternoon of yardwork. I cracked a beer and she asked, "Wanna split a lidocaine patch?"

    What happened to "Let's roll a fatty?" :crackup:
     
  4. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Why not both? :D
     
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  5. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Like the way you think!
     
  6. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    When you used to discuss poon?
     
  7. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Also when you wake up the next morning and haven't "slept it off".

    I remember when I could sleep off a gunshot wound, but not anymore. Everything becomes a multi day event now.
     
  8. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    :crackup:Yeah, we went from tons of poon, to pontoons.
     
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  9. t11ravis

    t11ravis huge carbon footprint

    No kidding! I don’t have time for a 2 day recovery.
     
  10. When you argue passionately about...water heaters.
     
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  11. Only way to go is about a 24’ max (imo unless it’s on a lift) with min 200 preferably 250 plus out back. Deck boats have less space but wake is a bit better and can get a solid 54mph with a prop balanced between pulling people up out of the water and top end. I have multiple props for all my stuff, just like gearing changes. For the 2-3 min it takes to change One it’s funny people don’t do it more often.
     
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  13. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck


    You should try it. Instead of cussing and lane-changing and screaming at the vapid C**T in front of you all the way to work, just get in the next to the right lane, and go 3 under the speed limit for 20 miles. You'll be amazed at how low your heart rate is after your morning commute.
     
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  14. I can’t do the 3 under the speed limit. I can’t even do the speed limit. Feels like I’m not getting anywhere.

    I don’t have any problems cruising in the right hand lane though. I can do that all day, as long as nobody passes me. If somebody passes me, I have to speed up and pass them back.

    #win
     
  15. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    #courtdate
     
  16. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    ...........the bikes I race feel like modern sportbikes...........but the youngest bike is 20 years old.Damn it.:D
     
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  17. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    Here I was thinking #lack of parental attention....


    :D
     
  18. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I just fell asleep standing up at the grocery store trying to pick out an onion. A lady laughed at me.
     
  19. dave3593

    dave3593 What I know about opera I learned from Bugs Bunny

    I tripped and fell on a bank by my driveway. Then the concrete burm stopped my rolling. I got up and was happy the rest of the day because I hadn't broken anything.
     
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  20. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    If you can get up without assistance you aren't there yet.
     

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