Signs you are aging...

It gets a lot worse...

 

Already circling the drain are you?...

 

Caught up in the eddy!

 

Eligible for uscra masters class now..can't wait!

 

Waking up in the morning with a sore shoulder/ hip/ knee and wondering how it happened.
Then, a month or two of PT to resolve it

 

When your standard greetings with your fellows is a rundown of your ailments and doctor visits, as well as discussing the bowel movement changes due to different foods eaten.

 

All y’all pussies gotta go get some exercise. Took the mutt for a 5.2 mile walk this morning and I feel great!

 

Doesn't count when you use a power scooter.

 

Adapt, improvise and overcome. Learn, young padawan, you shall.

 

Isn't good for the pup either, when he rides along on the scooter.

 

When someone looks at a roll up window handle and asks.... What’s that for?

 

i'll spend 5 mins putting my bike on my lift to put 2 screws in my lower fairing rather than kneeling on the ground.

 

^^^^^ Amen to that!

 

I pulled a muscle in my neck drinking the last of my coffee this morning before heading out on the field to coach the kids baseball. Great fun trying to pitch BP not being able to move my head lol.

 

Uber driver moment last night … when you realize the two hot gals you just picked up want to flirt with you, and they qualify for return volleys, as per the (0.5 x your age) + 7 rule.

But only if you add their ages together, even though both were of adult age.

 

Lol this is one that me and my wife always crack up about...telling the students we teach (or younger generations in general) that the music out now isn’t music at all...it’s just noise compared to what used to be.




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Too funny. I used to wonder why older guys, whos age I am now, continued to listen to the music from their high school/college days. Well guess what... Now I'm that guy. Though I do like a few new songs every now and then.

 

I find it a sign I’m aging when I use my wife’s q7 for spirited rides in the mountains. Closest thing to a sports car in the garage.

 

I also bought an alum fishing boat (with decent hp motor but much easier to fish with my 7 year old) and a deck boat (for family use) for the family vs an 80mph bass boat. That’s getting old right there.