school me on the bible..

for those familiar with the book

who remembers "the lion will lay down with the lamb"

or the one about old and new wineskins?

seriously.. wtf happened?

 

My memory is fuzzy but wasn't the lion not eating the lamb after the apocalypse?

 

I remember them laying down together somewhere in the book. its gone now somehow but even more wtf to me is the 'wineskins'

I had to look the word up when I first read the book (12yo) becasue it didnt make sense, and after I looked it up it did but now:

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Wineskins/

anyone else remember the wineskins verse [ion]?

 

Ezekiel 25:17 is all you need to know













And yes I'm aware it isn't a real bible verse but it's bad ass so there.

 

"What is Real?"

is there an image or something between your sentances, casue I aint seeing nothing but a big break between them.

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall until the big bad wolf blew it over or some shit like that.

 

so you remember the wineskins too?

 

Yours is more believable...

 

I'd say the marketing is more honest. The stories are about the same.

 

wolf.
an illustration of a time of peace.

 

Call me crazy but I’m going to go out on a limb and ask, isn’t this what churches are for? LOL

 

No..that's for collecting money after the fashion show.

 

Gotta pay the rock band!

 

It’s typically done first thing at my church.
You know, pay to pray.

 

because apparently they are not to be found in any version now.

including the same version I read all those years ago. I still have it, wineskins are not in it.