"Official" Craigslist failure thread

WOW

 

What is it with the idiots who honestly think someone is going to trade them a newer better bike for their beater POS???

There was one the other day on my local CL. Late 90's CBR1k, only up for trade for a 2006 or newer 600 SS or bigger. :crackhead:

 

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/3702273563.html

 

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More of a WTF, than a fail

http://gulfport.craigslist.org/mcy/3699690862.html
03 Yamaha R6


Never seen knobbies on a sportbike...

 

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3684202417.html

But is it clean?

 

Confirmed clean. Pictures don't do it justice.

 

It's still a Chinese knockoff of a Honda, isn't it? :down:

 

He's awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdJKLE58FUM

 

Boats n hoesss

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/boa/3710890433.html


ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad bitch and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had pussy magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer. it is SOLD, but people seem to enjoy the ad and i am enjoying the texts. thanks!

 

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3732423374.html

Dynoed at over 200HP!!

 

they must have crammed a WSBK motor in there

 

Ad should read: "Cleanest, Shiniest Chinese Piece of Shit on Craigslist"

 

oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/3727006670.html

Just rebuilt it.....just now and damn those scalded apes can run

 

http://orlando.craigslist.org/mcy/3744926502.html

Hope this wasn't already posted.

 

Request: most CL ads change or disappear quickly after posting. This results in nothing but broken links in this thread. Can everybody please try to cut and paste the ad directly into this thread instead or in addition to providing a link? Any consideration is appreciated.

 

Here you go:

I am being forced to sell my 05 Heritage, I dont want to sell it but if I dont sell it this week that cunt and her lawyer are going to get it in the divorce. I would like to get 10K for it but I will take whatever the best offer is. I would rather give it away then see that low life pussy eaten cock sucking whore of a slut get it. She was nothing but a broke ass stripper slut when I met her. I guess there are some things you just cant change.

 

He doesn't sound bitter.

 

Nah.


Not a bit.

 

This bike has the "Vortex heavy duty swingarm"

http://daytona.craigslist.org/mcy/3740918343.html


Acutally looks like a pretty good bike.