"Official" Craigslist failure thread

From the rest of the the description, it sounds like this guy knows a lot about bikes.

 

I like this "pressure in tire" thing...I'll have to see if my bike came with that. If not, its modding time!

 

"flat black Honda CBR decals on the flat black fairing body" ??so you can't see them??

Anyway, it's supposed to be 'murdered out in black'...

 

I want to throttle anyone that says their bike is "murdered out" ... Instead I just smile and nod my head.

 

I don't know what to make of this...

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/3749636149.html

Drugs are bad, mmm kay?

 

"94 kamisakie ningya 500 prajaect bikke - $1700

price increased becase i had to put more money into it I dont want to sale it my wife say i have to she dont wont it siting in the garagge no more all iit needes is some fleerings and mirrows and a gas tank and my buddy say it need a tuneup causae it be sitting for 17 years with gas in it and we hooked it up to hes big diesel trucch with it running to jam more amps into it case he say that might make it turn over we smell plastic burning and lots of black smokee came from undre gas tank arera for ten minuttes so we stop it probably just a fusse i paid 2000 for it and i pay 500 to get it running 17 yers ago and i selling it for less than i have in it so i know this bike is worth more than i be asking for it so dont be loballing me if it dont sale i just keep it and fix it oh one more thing it dont have no tittle owner didnt pay off the loan at bank so they didnt give it to him he say you can go akss them and they will just give it to you cause north carolina say it been more than 15 years they write it off anyway and just give you the tittle caus they dont wont it backe anyway and it more hasle to them to reprocess it and sale it any querstons just ask me i know it wont last long so please hurry if you really want it. i had to relit it cause a nosho said he buy it and dindt come "


Another shining example of our public school system.


I had to stand on my head to figure out that first picture.

 

I'll remember that one....

 

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WTF? I tried reading that...honestly ...If I was closer I would almost like to meet the individual who created that rambling mess... Someone check it out and post pics of the proud seller!

 

You're up, Bella!

 

Lol... I am kinda curious. Who's packing heat and wants to come as backup? Fayetteville crackheads are a special breed!

 

OK, seriously...nobody can one up this. Really.

ninja 250 Kawasaki 2004 rat bike,needs to be completed but it wont take much. $400.00 NO TEXT,ONLY PHONE CALLS 850-252-0734 9AM-11AM BEST TIME TO CALL
Location: Bonjfay Fl. 32425

 

Genius, pure genius!

 

Just in case you don't believe me (While the ad is still active)

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/3749396090.html

 

Matt, I got your back.:up:

 

Here's a bargain!

 

Gone already. :down:

 

Fast seller. It was a boat in Watertown.

 

"Needs a little work" and "slightly stained" ?

 

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