"Official" Craigslist failure thread

http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/3675268053.html

"rear shock and canister for 87-92 model suzuki lt 250r quadracer, in mint condition ...ready to install may need refilling ...nitro
804 586 4310"

 

"Murdered out"?

I have two teenage boys and I still have no idea what this means. At least he'll throw in a bunch of gear to compensate for the whole "no title" thing.
http://skagit.craigslist.org/mcy/3679020423.html

 

I think that means it has lots of goodies..?

 

it means all blacked out. it's a really stupid fucking saying lol and that guy must smoke crack to ask 5 grand for a 4 year old dirty ass bike....

 

O.k...I was just guessing, thanks for the correction..

 

no problem i hope i didn't come off as rude.. i just hate that damn saying lol it seems like all the time now dipwhits get the great idea of how to improve their crappy car or bike. they spray paint the whole damn thing black,head lights,and tail lights included.:FL:

 

This guy has enthusiasm... And a fish tank...

http://nashville.craigslist.org/muc/3677907118.html

 

Massive failure. Good god dude. That shit permanently molded my ear drums.

 

I didn't even watch the video links. I just thought the photos were priceless... Dirty fish tank does not scream "death metal god" to me... neither does a dirty sock on the floor to his left... I will say, the zebra stripe handbag hanging on the door is a FABULOUS look, as it complements his facepaint...

 

Merry Christmas. I have folding chairs for living room furniture and I sword fight myself.

Oh, and 1970's KISS called, they said stop that face paint shit.

 

I'm pretty sure he's actually going for a very poor rendition of a King Diamond look. :down:

 

WhoTF is King Diamond? And how you know the likes of him brings up some questions.

 

Not exactly a failure but own a piece of Ed Key's history.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcd/3633931696.html

 

That's exactly what a friend of mine said. I'd never heard of King Diamond until the Craigslist ad.

I wanted so bad to comment on his videos on youtube, but it'd be just my luck the guy'd come looking for me with that rusty axe... lol

 

The King has updated his makeup a few years ago:

 

That's the awesomest Kawi 636 I've EVER seen!


http://syracuse.craigslist.org/mcy/3684900777.html

 

http://bham.craigslist.org/mcy/3690381670.html
2012 Ninja EX250R too fast for me!!! - $2000 (Hoover AL)

Brand new bike it threw me and i dnt want no more!!!!!! Come get it!! It can be fix for about 400.00....205-229....

 

That's not a fail, that's a find!

 

Yup, Minty fresh!

 

If your mint has been in a fire.

-jim