Neighbor burning trash - how to handle it?

Really, just call the fire department. They'll at least make him put it out.. people like that are too stupid to reason with. I

 

And those aren't red necks, those are hillbillies!

 

Either way....lol...I'm from the south but I'm not an idiot. Let's just call them idiots! And by the way, that is why I was asking him what county, Spartanburg county won't tell him to put it out!!

 

Throw in a couple of aerosol cans. When they blow up maybe some one else will call the cops thinking a bomb went off.

 

Rent one of these:

and set it on your property where the smoke crosses, set up a chair to sit in, and blow the stinky shit-smoke directly toward his house.

 

Buy a 2 gallon gas can. Fill it with gas. While he is out burning start pouring a trail from the pile to his house. It should send the appropriate message.

 

Start at the house and travel towards the fire pit. See how close you can get.

 

Make 'em famous:
Do an episode of Truth and Consequences with The Rise Guys.

 

Anderson county.


I burn shit too. Leaves, roots, branches...

He is just a stubborn old guy. The yard looks like out of a landscaping magazine. They give us veggies out of their garden. As said, nice people, just no comprehension of what they are doing (him, his ol lady officially does not agree).

Don't want to open a can of worms by calling the pd/fd... That would go against their pride and would escalate it worse than "a talk amongst neighbors "...

I will write them a letter, mentioning our health concerns, reinforce our offering to take their trash or get them a can in my $, pointing out the illegality and our desire to resolve this without affecting our neighborhood relation. If they choose to however, I will go full metalhead

 

criminal trespass

 

Same like killing it with water

 

Sharing a beer while fondling his balls probably won't work. Eh, you could try.

 

Snipe 'em. Done.

 

The answer is right in front of you, or at least arms length and waist high.

Go put the fire out with your hose

 

WWDD?

What would Dexter Do?

 

Is that worse than the arson?

 

It's not arson.

You didn't start the fire.

 

It's at least 300ft from my next spigot

 

He doesn't care . Old and inside.