In case y'all wondered where the dungbeetles come from...

This is great. I'm brown, where can I find these guilty feeling white folk? I'll forgive them of their oppressing ways for the low low price of $ 999 per oppressive act. I know other brown people who will also donate their time to forgiving the oppressor and helping to assuage their guilt/ Since the white devil always be 'pressin'. I foresee a lot of business. The Catholics perfected this system many years ago, I don't see why it can't be applied to the leftist religion. Shit, maybe we could combine this with carbon credits and really get something going.

 

You should, you would make a fortune in short order. The cash cows you seek are grazing all over the streets of Minneapolis.

 

Just got to figure out the details. Do we send them some kind of video of a darkie personally absolving them of sin? How do we charge them for multiple indulgences if the whitey hasn't personally transgressed in between sessions?

 

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Apparently the transgressions of all whiteys since the beginning of time can be applied if there are no real transgressions...

 

My daughter goes to a small private school in North Carolina (she lives with her mother, my ex wife), it cost about $16k per year. worth every penny of it.

 

You`re missing the point. It`s a public school; that behavior is wrong.

 

You could absolve me of my white guilt on national tv. When the general public witnesses the crushing yoke of generational culpability being lifted from my weary shoulders, the orders will come pouring in. I think we could get Al Sharpton to bankroll us and deal with any annoying taxation issues. Say what you want about the good reverend, but he knows how to make a dollar in the grievance industry.