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If you Boof a Beer, will you fail a breathalyzer???

Discussion in 'General' started by SpeedyE, Apr 3, 2020.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Can you butt chug weed? And if so, how do you share a joint with 1 or more people? Asking for a fren.
     
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  2. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    I guess you could use a penis shaped weed gummy and shove it up your cornhole...
     
  3. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck


    You should patent that. Every lesbian I know is a major stoner.
     
  4. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    IIRC, there WAS a thread about it.
     
  5. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Why would the lesbians want something penis shaped ? I thought they were anti penis. :D
     
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  6. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

  7. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

  8. 5axis

    5axis Well-Known Member

    Rod Stewart confirmed doing cocaine up the butt because doing it in the usual way would have a effect on his nose/throat and effect his singing, so to do it with alcohol up there seems perfectly sane in comparison.
     
  9. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Real men do anal boilermakers.
     
  10. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    The large intestine is designed to absorb water and water-solubles rapidly. Using alcohol up your butt will get you a much higher dose of alcohol much faster than drinking it. In many cases it be deadly - as in alcohol poisoning. It hits you hard and fast, there is no "I'm a little buzzed". You go from being sober to drunk like a racebike gets to 80MPH when the green flag drops.

    If you are going to do this, dilute it with water in a 3:1 minimum dilution(for an alcoholic) - preferably start with 5:1 or higher to see how your body reacts, or you will be having serious issues. A friend nearly died when he tried an undiluted wine enema many years back. We barely got him to the emergency room in time to save him.
     
  11. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

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    Youd need someone to blow you a shotgun :crackup::Puke:
     
  12. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    Man, we all need to get back to work soon. The content of the beer is going down hill fast.
     
  13. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Birth of the butt bong.
     
  14. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Typo, or Freudian slip? ;)
     
  15. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    Ha. It is appropriate, but that would be my iPad correcting me.
     
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  16. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    You’re a problem solver!
     
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  17. Potts N Pans

    Potts N Pans Well-Known Member

    Brings a whole new meaning to blowing smoke up your ass. :eek:

    Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough...good luck to your friend. :beer:
     
  18. Poop

    Poop solid today

    enemas and frozen gerbils are bad enough and now ive got booze taking up my space
     
  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Shitty response.
     
  20. OldSchlPunk

    OldSchlPunk Well-Known Member

    There's a name I hadn't thought about in a while. Now I'll try to not think of it for a while more.
     

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