If you Boof a Beer, will you fail a breathalyzer???

In a nutshell, if you're drunk, it's in your bloodstream. If it's in your bloodstream, it passes through the lungs and is detectable.

 

I find it hard to conceive of a truly infinite universe, but I am quite convinced that human stupidity is truly limitless.

 

So will putting fish tank cleaner up your ass cure the Covid?

 

Possibly. But it will certainly help you murder the husband you have hated and talked about getting rid of for years.

 

If you fear that you have been exposed to the virus via anal transmission, it's probably worth a shot.

 

Don't boof a Corona... gotcha!

 

That was a boof fart.

 

Full 1.5oz shot or should I make it a double?

 

I just spiked my coffee with Bailey's.

Not one drop touched my starfish.

 

Yet.

 

Why in fuck would.....never mind.

 

Use of a proper funnel can prevent incidental contact...

 

Anyone willing to put alcohol in their ass in order to get buzzed and defeat a DUI device needs to told "yes" so their vehicle won't start and the device reports them.

 

So, what happens when you get back on your feet? Or even, on your ass? How much of it can be absorbed before the first fart?

 

Fart? I doubt you get so much as a low level warning squeaker before the dam lets loose and a tidal wave of brown ass juice rushes past your bunger and sprays the crowd.

 

It is very fast. There was a video with a woman that did a wine box enema and within minutes she was falling all over the place and looked like she would be an unresponsive pile of flesh in no time.

It is disturbing that someone should put themselves in danger like this.

 

I understand that it gets in your bloodstream very fast, but what I was asking was how much of the beer is actually still in you colon when they turn you back around. I would imagine it's almost all of it.

 

Vivid.

 

I finally looked up and found the definition of boofing......weird.

Why not inhale it instead? lol

Check the Youtube thread

 

I remember this from years ago, have friends attached to UT in Knoxville at the time.

I’m actually surprised there’s not been a thread on butt chugging here before.