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How to impress a woman

Discussion in 'General' started by Due North, Oct 25, 2002.

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  1. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Lee, doesn't work. All you get is death squads from Amex out hunting your ass. :D Trust me!
     
    Dave K, Oct 28, 2002
    #61
  2. Madmike

    Madmike Drunk Member

    Re: Re: How to impress a woman

    how can we trust a purple headed Q-tip:D
     
    Madmike, Oct 28, 2002
    #62
  3. LMcCurdy

    LMcCurdy Antique

    Re: Re: How to impress a woman


    Tongue and cheek Dave. I know there is no one way to impress a woman. What impresses one will get you a cross-eyed look from another. Just like the motorcycles we love they to work at different RPM ranges. So don't lug them of over rev them. Just keep them in the power band. And they do have one. But with no owners manual finding it is not always easy. Usually you find after your married.:D
     
    LMcCurdy, Oct 29, 2002
    #63
  4. Photo_Chick

    Photo_Chick Leo's Wench!

    Lee, duh! It's attention. You could be the poorest man in the world and if you paid attention and listened, most women would be happy. It's when you quit paying attention that the relationship goes to sh%t!
     
    Photo_Chick, Oct 29, 2002
    #64
  5. LMcCurdy

    LMcCurdy Antique

    Re: Re: How to impress a woman

    So I take it the power band explanation didn't make it either. I'll just go and stand in the corner now.:eek:
     
    LMcCurdy, Oct 29, 2002
    #65
  6. Photo_Chick

    Photo_Chick Leo's Wench!

    Yeah go stand in time out! See, you're listening!
     
    Photo_Chick, Oct 29, 2002
    #66
  7. Buckwild

    Buckwild Radical

    If I want a woman to stay, I just snatch her by her pony tail.:D
    Chicks dig my primitive ass.;)
     
    Buckwild, Oct 29, 2002
    #67
  8. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Re: Re: Re: How to impress a woman

    Yeah Buddy I know. But I wasn't Joking about Amex and their Death Squads. :D Those people can't take a joke. ;) :D
    As for impressing women, mano I don't have any clue and I've given up trying. :D
     
    Dave K, Oct 29, 2002
    #68
  9. Photo_Chick

    Photo_Chick Leo's Wench!

    I'm running to the hair salon to have my pony tail cut off!
     
    Photo_Chick, Oct 29, 2002
    #69
  10. jck22903

    jck22903 zee 500, eez like, Faaack

    awww ... I missed it. :rolleyes:
     
    jck22903, Oct 29, 2002
    #70
  11. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator


    I'll think about it. The fact that you ignored my more polite warnings led me as usual to more obvious ones. I'm getting really tired of it.

    Actually my next step if you can't keep it under control is to forward a copy of everything to your ISP's - including the work one. I'd rather not so please don't force my hand.

    The boss lady has put out the word that posters to the BBS will be held to the same basic behavior standards that we all practice in person - so basically if you say somehting that if directed at me would get you hit I'll delete it and possibly even delete you.
     
    Mongo, Oct 29, 2002
    #71
  12. ZebProctor1

    ZebProctor1 Well-Known Member

    :confused: :confused: :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: our firewall automatically spoofs the IP address.... as you have no doubt noticed, when I get on from work, it's a different IP address, probably every 6 hours or so......... anyone on here needing enterprise grade firewalls should look into "Sidewinder".. best firewally out there.... too bad it cost upwards in the tens of thousands....
     
    ZebProctor1, Oct 29, 2002
    #72
  13. Buckwild

    Buckwild Radical

    Geez, I hope not. I'm actually a nicer guy on the BBS. You wouldn't want a loud, usually drunk n driving my scooter around the paddock harassing folks on the BBS now would ya?:D
    I don't say anytyhing to get me whacked though. It's tough enough to steer that damn pit scooter after a few brews:D
     
    Buckwild, Oct 29, 2002
    #73
  14. ZebProctor1

    ZebProctor1 Well-Known Member

    Ya, that's going to knock off about 95% of the people on the BBS..... honestly, what have I don't that 100 peole before me hasn't done...
     
    ZebProctor1, Oct 29, 2002
    #74
  15. Buckwild

    Buckwild Radical

    BTW- Zeb, you need to acknowledge the warning and take heed.
    If you didn't notice, Mongo is trying to be nice to you.
     
    Buckwild, Oct 29, 2002
    #75
  16. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    SO I just send it to the NSA main info, they should be able to figure out who you are being the NSA and all.

    You'd think that rather than argue the point you'd have the sense to shut the hell up by now. Guess not. You have officially become one of the dumbest human beings I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with.
     
    Mongo, Oct 29, 2002
    #76
  17. ZebProctor1

    ZebProctor1 Well-Known Member

    What happened to turning the BBS into a nice place???? :D :D
     
    ZebProctor1, Oct 29, 2002
    #77
  18. ZebProctor1

    ZebProctor1 Well-Known Member

    Not going to touch that...... it's called stubborn, I'm going to blame that one on my parents :D :D
     
    ZebProctor1, Oct 29, 2002
    #78
  19. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Ah man. If I get the ban, I'd have to do some actual work while in the office. And spend time with the GF. And go to bed before 1 AM. And actually....... :D

    (note to self, keep assclowns, F@cksticks, and other insults to a minimum). :D
     
    Dave K, Oct 29, 2002
    #79
  20. Buckwild

    Buckwild Radical

    Zeb- stop being a dumbass.
    You're on a mission to alienate yourself, but let's grow up aboot it.
    You're acting like a girl trying to get the last word in.
     
    Buckwild, Oct 29, 2002
    #80
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