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How to impress a woman

Discussion in 'General' started by Due North, Oct 25, 2002.

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  1. Due North

    Due North Source of Insanity

    How to impress a woman:

    * Wine her,
    * Dine her,
    * Call her,
    * Hug her,
    * Support her,
    * Hold her,
    * Surprise her,
    * Compliment her,
    * Smile at her,
    * Listen to her,
    * Laugh with her,
    * Cry with her,
    * Romance her,
    * Encourage her,
    * Believe in her,
    * Pray with her,
    * Pray for her,
    * Cuddle with her,
    * Shop with her,
    * Give her jewelry,
    * Buy her flowers,
    * Hold her hand,
    * Write love letters to her,
    * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

    How to impress a man:

    * Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV...*
     
    Due North, Oct 25, 2002
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  2. GStar

    GStar Dark Helmet

    good one :D
     
    GStar, Oct 25, 2002
    #2
  3. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    How to impress a women? tough question. Take her to a Stoning and buy her a bag of gravel? :)
     
    Dave K, Oct 25, 2002
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  4. GStar

    GStar Dark Helmet

    and yet another!

    good one :D
     
    GStar, Oct 25, 2002
    #4
  5. Madmike

    Madmike Drunk Member

    Dont forget: Golf ball----->Garden hose.:D
     
    Madmike, Oct 25, 2002
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  6. racesbikes

    racesbikes WTB a Size 50/60 Race Suit

    Do you know what really impresses a woman and makes her happy?











    Who cares!
     
    racesbikes, Oct 25, 2002
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  7. mtk

    mtk All-Pro Bike Crasher

    Is that a trick question?

    :D
     
    mtk, Oct 25, 2002
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  8. RacyGirl

    RacyGirl Well-Known Member

    That is so true...... but I have heard that some guys like high heels and a thong;)
     
    RacyGirl, Oct 26, 2002
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  9. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    High heels and thong! High heels and thong! :D
     
    Dave K, Oct 26, 2002
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  10. a600ccgirl

    a600ccgirl Well-Known Member

    That's it boys- now you know the secret.. ;)
     
    a600ccgirl, Oct 26, 2002
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  11. Photo_Chick

    Photo_Chick Leo's Wench!

    And don't crash :D Sorry, been a bad week and had to throw that one in....
     
    Photo_Chick, Oct 26, 2002
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  12. Madmike

    Madmike Drunk Member

    Well i guess im screwed there.:D
     
    Madmike, Oct 26, 2002
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  13. ZebProctor

    ZebProctor Well-Known Member

    ............ :eek: :eek: :eek: You wouldn't know anything about that would you?

    *Just your common everyday rhetorical question*
     
    Last edited: Oct 27, 2002
    ZebProctor, Oct 27, 2002
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  14. Ex CCS Racer

    Ex CCS Racer Banned

    Let it go Zeb. That just shows how much of a piece of shit you really are. No wonder people don't like you.
     
    Ex CCS Racer, Oct 27, 2002
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  15. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Gotta agree with Tony here. That was way below any normal level of decent behavior, if you don't delete it, I will.
     
    Mongo, Oct 27, 2002
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  16. SpongeBob WeaselPants

    SpongeBob WeaselPants Bohemian Ass-Clown

    Can't you just delete Zeb??? he gives assholes a bad name [​IMG]
     
    SpongeBob WeaselPants, Oct 27, 2002
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  17. Pam_G

    Pam_G Banned

    What about BEER???
     
    Pam_G, Oct 27, 2002
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  18. ZebProctor

    ZebProctor Well-Known Member

    look who's calling the kettle black
     
    ZebProctor, Oct 27, 2002
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  19. ZebProctor

    ZebProctor Well-Known Member

    OH, OH, OH... or I could use the Weasel Fiesel excuse..... "I did it for my amusement".....
     
    ZebProctor, Oct 27, 2002
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  20. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Zeb - enough is enough. Stop it now yourself or I will stop you.
     
    Mongo, Oct 27, 2002
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