How to impress a woman

Once butt-cheese, always butt-cheese

 

Zeb, it'll be in your best interest to NOT show up at any track I will be at. That is a threat and a promise!

 

Well, you stay off the BBS for a couple of hours and you miss everything

 

You didn't miss anything. Just some twisted, sick, fucked up individual having a hard time getting on with his life.

 

Oh, I see.

 

HAHAHA, Is that supposed to scare me? Looks as though YOU'RE the one who is going to take this to the next level....... Can't say your lack of maturity surprised me....

 

Looks as though I better make sure Ole Betsy the .45 is locked and loaded..... oh and that's a threat and a promise!

 

Figures you'd be to chickenshit to go head to head with him

 

Zeb, you better keep it in your leathers so when riding back to your pit area.....

 

Whatever.

 

I guess I can cross the ole Zebster off my wedding invitation list

 

Unless it's a shotgun wedding. Or in this case a handgun wedding. I'll bring the champagne and a gift and Zeb will bring Betsy Wetsy.

 

Re: Re: How to impress a woman

WOW, this one's obviously a keeper!

David

 

Come on now...we live in SC, not VA.....isn't that where you live? Damn hillbillies

 

Yeah, I'm in NoVa. Assville USA. In SC you and the bride can register at *Billy Bobs catfish, crawlfish, and liquor.
I can see it now.
"Hot Damn, Honey we gots a new fuel pump for Pacer. We're off to Graceland for the honeymoon, once you get it put in".


* an actual place where I stopped to get some Grain alchohol a long time ago.

 

The reception will be at Billy-Bob's Tit's-n-Grits

 

Where in SC is that?

 

Probably up near you ya redneck

 

Tracey, that was a long time ago. back in the early 90's. It was some town on the coast where we stopped on the way to do some fishing. Yo be honest I can't *remember. The name of the bait/ liquor store just stuck in my head.


*I was known to have a drink or two in those days.