Hamburger Helper

Blue Apron. Google it. Stop eating like a perpetual second term college student.


Once you figure out the basics, stop ordering from them and buy the food yourself. Cooking quality meals is easy, and you can still keep the PBR.

 

Ok so, what do I do with the box of Capn Crunch I just bought? And the Totinos pizza rolls?

 

https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/capn-crunch-french-toast-311788

 

Making beef stroganoff from scratch is easier and tastes better than using the box crap.

 

Cap’n Crunch chicken tenders are the most bestest things EVAR!!!!!

 

Thats rich people food. Ramen noodles and hot sauce FTW!!

 

Just sent the wife a text to pick up a box of Cap'n Crunch

 

Fried spam,fried bologna,potted meat (possum peckers) vienna sausage with soda crackers.
Its all the same,some ground up leftovers from some shit left on the floor.
I have ate it all,just like hamburger feed the whole damn family were poor helper.

Loretta Lynn ate bologna daily,and got hornier,and hornier,and eventually became famous.

 

thats Sissy Spacek though...lol

 

She was so horny, she turned INTO Sissy Spacek!

 

Double Cheeseburger Macaroni.

 

If it wasn’t for a local tavern having CC French Toast on their breakfast menu I’d be completely in the dark on this. Chicken tenders too? It truly is a wonderful world. Murica!

 

You ever venture up to the Fox Valley, check out Fratello’s. They have THE best CC chicken tenders, with honey mustard. Dammit ... now I’m hungry.

 

Claymore=Hamburger Helper

 

You can use almost anything for the "breading" on chicken (or anything). Wife made chicken nuggets on the weekend using ranch dressing as the bond, with ritz crackers and fried onions as the breading. It couldn't be anymore simple to mess around with stuff like that. They were great

Smashed up dill pickle chips make an awesome breading for walleye/perch by the way. You're welcome

 

I have a bag of smelt to use up, I know what I’m doing

 

Since everything else tastes like chicken, your chicken might as well taste like fish.

 

Between that crap, the PBR and the hamburger helper, have you ever had a solid shit in your life? When you drop the kids off at the pool they aren't supposed to spray the bowl.

 

Just eat what you want...less lawn fertilizer and such. According to this guy, most everything we eat is killing us slowly.

 

What a stick in the mud that guy is.