Graduating to white plates

Discussion in 'General' started by sowega, Dec 4, 2014.

  1. sowega

    sowega #710

    How long after you got your bump letter did it take for the avalanche of smoking hot chicks to hit you?
     
  2. It was instantaneous.
     
  3. Derick

    Derick Well-Known Member

    its true, i didnt even get the letter open, and there was a line of supermodels. Casey Stoner also called to congratulate me, but I couldnt understand him through all the whining
     
  4. duck62

    duck62 V7 Scooter

    What, you did not get them with the yellow plates? You must be doing something wrong!
     
  5. Mr 300

    Mr 300 Active Member

    You better hope that avalanche of chicks hits you in the ass, or you'll be getting beat by the yellow plates next season with those lap times.
     
  6. sowega

    sowega #710

    You're absolutely right. The only thing worse than a slow expert is a novice that talks a bunch of shit, but never shows up to race.
     
  7. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    Daaaayuummmm! :Pop:
     
  8. Mr 300

    Mr 300 Active Member

    Keep yapping scooter... won't help those laptimes. Unless one of those hot chicks from the avalanche is going to race that bike for ya.
     
  9. sowega

    sowega #710

    What kind of laptimes are you turning on your couch, sport?
     
  10. fullmetalF4i

    fullmetalF4i C. Lee #826

    im lucky to even have a woman talk to me...
     
  11. jeremy dunn

    jeremy dunn Well-Known Member

    Everybody knows the TD control riders are the only ones who get the hot chicks....
     
  12. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    :crackup::crackup:
     
  13. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Cuz of the orange shirt they're wearing all time :clap:
     
  14. Steve C

    Steve C Mostly working.

    This^^

    What took you so long?

    s
     
  15. redtailracing

    redtailracing gone tuna fishin'

    Ed ain't never gettin no chicks. Chicks generally are attracted to guys who actually like chicks... Not that there's anything wrong with eds personal preference.
     
  16. redtailracing

    redtailracing gone tuna fishin'

    And did you ever sack up and ride a real bike instead of those girly little two-fiddies? Chicks don't dig dudes on girly two-fiddies, not even "experts (assuming you can even call any two-fiddy rider that)"
     
  17. Psychoholic516

    Psychoholic516 Well-Known Member

    I was wondering how I was doing so well as a Provisional Novice.
     
  18. sowega

    sowega #710

    If this is your way of trying to sweet talk me onto the back of your Ruckus, it ain't working.
     
  19. wrlamkin

    wrlamkin Well-Known Member

    I love this thread. I needed a laugh.
     
  20. El Cubano

    El Cubano Truth Bomber

    I like where this is going
     

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