Are you really asking me that? I've seen kites turn better lap times at Barber than your last GNF showing. Actual kites... flown by special needs kids, who also happen to be blind, and have no arms.
If we do, I don't know about it. I don't even know who he is, but he is apparently very interested in me. Just not interested enough to grid up and race, I guess.
I thought it was implied... I'm faster than the kite. Seriously though, welcome to the big boy leagues... despite taking nearly half a century to get here, you'll probably love it.
Sorry, sport, the only thing that you've implied is that you're okay with running a 300 in the 250 class...congrats on beating the kite. I'm sure the kite was devastated.
In that case, I'd commend the kite for actually showing up to the track. (You know, instead of anonymously talking shit on the internet).