Goofy sayings from people...

Yep still a crash, but in a circumstance where you can minimize the chance of certain death……..lay ‘er down. Sliding out is better than an instantaneous stop with a wall etc

 

Does this really count? I mean its not goofy if its in the dictionary.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/druthers
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druth·ers | \ ˈdrə-t͟hərz \
Definition of druthers


dialect
: free choice : PREFERENCE —used especially in the phrase if one had one's druthers

 

I used to hear "crazier than a shit house rat" a lot.

My father used to say "and shit and two is ten" at work. I could only imagine shit must be eight, but the old man was always stuck in a constant state of rage, so I didn't dare ask what the fuck. Big fucker could figh

Now that I think about, I heard my grandfather say it a few times. From MA as well.

 

I was cleaning out the basement of the the first house I bought and “low and behold”(what’s that mean?) I found a genuine bottle of Shinola... it was a dark brown shoe polish... then I understood the saying... and finally knew the difference for sure...

 

View attachment 187931 I just thought beebism was funny.

 

I need that coffee mug.. lol

 

Shines like a diamond in a goat’s ass

My dick is so hard, a cat couldn’t scratch it

I feel like a dog with 2 dicks

He couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison after lights out with a carton of cigarettes

 

Gotta piss like a nine dicked dog on a bumpy road .

 

You’re posting like you have a paper asshole!
























Did I use that phrase correctly?

 

Colder than a well diggers ass.

 

Lol, my father used to say that...

 

Totally but don't say you laid it down to avoid crashing. I personally totally a '71 CB750 when I got the back wheel over the lip of the ditch and was full lock with a sign post coming. With hindsight the only other choice was get into the gas hard but it likely would have also resulted in a crash, just a different one.

 

You’re gonna get Da’ Suga.

 

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-origin-of-the-phrase-you-talk-like-a-person-with-a-paper-ass

 

Here are some I learned working in the cotton mill as a kid in the 80s:

I ain't no count. (I am not of any account.)

How much more you lack?

Not a dry stitch of clothing on me.

All we lack's finishing up.

They don't pay me for what I do, they pay me for what I know. (From the laziest guy there. He trained me and everyone told him not to roont me.)

When trying to describe someone locally without remembering the name, it always ended with "What kind of car does he drive."

It all gotsa be done.

Get out from there! (Stop fucking about)

 

Wound tighter than an eight day clock.

 

Standing on my head with my nuts in my watch pocket.

 

"Doesn't know his ass from his elbow"...again, the olders spoke that when I was young.

 

to go with that...

"supposebly" and "mine as well"

my dad's idle threat when i was little was "i'm going to box your ears." and i'd be like, "oh shit!" but for totally not the reasons he thought. he meant box like punch, but i always thought he meant box like fold into a 3D box, and i would envision that in my mind and felt like it would be real painful. seriously didn't think about it logically until i was a late teen like many years later.

randomly at my work, this one dude always says "not my monkey, not my zoo." and i get it and all, but it still seems stupid to me as a saying.

 

"All f'up like a football bat" was used a lot by an ex co-worker.