Full electric F150

Just wait, the charges are trickling in.

 

Then he should stop playing around with rocket surgery and get busy building his "Stop-n-Drop" empire.

"What's it gonna be, Elon? Mars or Earth? I'll save ya a shit-ton of thinking, smart boy. Which one's closer?"

 

Shit...some of us had that covered in the late 60's...no...wait !!

 

Cartoons always get it right.
Thunderbirds, from the mid '60s, set in the year 2060...
Still using jet fuel.

 

I heard the new F150 comes with two steering wheels

 

Good god...I hope Chevy doesn't try to keep up. They can't even get one steering wheel right.

 

Elon is just an extension of big gubbermint at this point....and that's as far as I'm going down that rabbit hole

 

I bought stock in Ford a while ago. I don't know if it's sustainable, but right now I look like a genius.

 

Ford has 70,000 pre orders for the electric truck already.

 

Do you want to know what the Cybertruck pre orders were in the same time frame? Ford aint even close, lol.

 

You have to play the long game. Joe Middleclass buys Ford pickups, not Teslas.

 

How many have been delivered in the almost two years since it was vaporwared?

 

You spelled dumbass wrong..

 

They've not condensed the numbers yet.

 

Unsustainable.

 

Nonsense. I need only surround myself with simpletons and I can bask in my own intellectual prowess indefinitely. Would you, perchance, have a simpleton or two that you find extraneous to current requirements?

 

Metalhead and Gorilla George might suit your purposes.

 

I had the same two names in mind. I don't know what that says about us but please toss in a word for me in your next prayer for redemption of your soul.

 

Every day, my digital friend, every day.

 

Damn! Rough crowd. Not even a smiley?