Eric Stump is a bit upset.

Richie is a good dude.

 

Metalhead kicked my dog, drank my beer, and ate my food.

 

Metalhead kicked my beer, drank my food, and ate my dog.

 

You said taint.

 

Take your logic, drive real fast, roll down window and throw it out.

 

He sounds like a dick.

 

Metalhead was at a party I went to. He drank 3 beers and two shots and passed out. Someone shaved his eyebrows and drew a giant penis on his face.

 

It was still drawn on his face when he showed up at my party the following weekend!

 

True, except for the penis part, that's just how he looks.

 

You are correct I am a clown. I'm also a goof, a gooberhead, a retard, a dumbass, an idiot, and an all around weirdo. Why? Here's why....

Because life's too damned short to be serious. I'd rather laugh my way through it.

And yes, we'll get along face to face. You, and anyone for that matter, is welcome to my food, waters, and beer. I always bring extra and give the stuff away.

 

You give away free stuff? DaveK will be all over it like a fat kid with cake.

 

Except for his forks. No body takes Metalhead's forks.

 

Accurized (tm)