Doll House

do you have amazon prime?
https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Silicon-Dolls-Sized-Pearl/dp/B0747N7HJB

the product description is hilarious!!

 

TV series was different... The "Dollhouse" was a place where bodies were implanted with different personalities and memories (like, different souls), to accomplish different things... I think sometimes it was for shenanigans, but sometimes they were contract killers, thiefs, etc. "The Attic" was the computer storage where they kept your personality/memories/soul... Sort of like Altered Carbon. Similar concept.

 

Wow, there's alot of choices. And if you get one you can be the first to post a review.

 

Yeah, and you don't have to worry about finding her g-spot.

 

Too breasty for me.

 

Has that ever been an issue? What sort of doofus is incapable of doing this.

 

I think the comedy of posting a negative review would keep me laughing for days.

-She came right away!
-My roommate always steals her!
-Great accessory for my HOV commute!
-Doesnt make sammiches!

 

mystery solved!! Comes with explicit instructions!
Whats on her mind? A buncha silicone!

 

Uh.
You really asking that question?
It goes along with finding the clitoris.
Many dudes only care about the nut, then roll over and collapse into a bizarre Disney like sleep while the woman stares at the ceiling contemplating finishing herself or making a sandwich.

(not saying I have this problem, please don't take it that way)

What do you guys think women talk about when they go to the bathroom in groups?

 

That bish with her boobs hanging out giving you the stink eye.

 

Well, yes.
But we also talk about the dude on Tinder who said he was an 8.5 and is really a 5.25.
Or the hubby that doesn't know the difference between petting a kitty or digging meat out of a clam.
Or the boyfriend that thinks all sex should be is lubing up and going at it like a jackhammer.
We get the good stuff in there too...but bathroom bitch sessions are a good way to decompress.

But seriously. Fuck Becky and her stink eye, that skank.

 

Huh? Why would I know.

 

You really need to find different girlfriends who actually have a good man in their life. Men are pigs I agree, but not all of them are the same. Some woman can't seem to figure this out.

 

I don’t hang out with people anymore.

Humans are pigs

 

I have absolutely no idea what this means and after careful contemplation, I dont think I want to know. I just know I puked in my mount a little.

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Petting the Kitty

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=digging+out

 

What are you mounting? That’s kind of kinky!

 

This comment with the "like" crack me up. Lol

 

@CausticYarn :
https://sciencetrends.com/realistic-male-sex-robots-bionic-penises-will-go-sale-year/

 

Okay, but do I have to do more than push a button to turn it on? And does it move so I can just lay there like a dead jellyfish? I really don’t have to want to work or feign interest.