Can't believe i live next door to these assholes.......

AC/DC?

 

Only one of us is alternating current, though.

 

Diode in a fire.

 

That's way too much resistance for me.

 

You don't have the capacitance to handle this

 

Just when I thought the jokes could not get worse egg ups his game...

 

I've never been very good at knowing how to conduct myself.

 

Not exactly well grounded either........


(Was that already used?)

 

Say watt?

 

Well, I for one, am positive that this conversation has almost turned negative.

 

I'm still waiting for my pork chops from the local kosher deli.

 

Your prospects are getting dimmer.

 

Does it have something to do with the poles?

 

You assholes keep this up and I'm liable to blow a fuse.

 

If you do, well, fluke it.

 

I've been told that I'm ideal...

 

Digital?

 

Ohm my God! A digital fluking is better than no fluking at all.

 

Have any of you seen this little nugget?

http://www.eeoc.gov/eeoc/newsroom/release/5-29-13.cfm

"Agency Charges Trucking Company Failed to Accommodate and Wrongfully Terminated Two Muslim Employees For Refusal to Deliver Alcohol Due to Religious Beliefs"

Hmmmm. So, all of the people who threatened and harassed the Christian pizza shop and bakeries failed to accommodate their religious beliefs. Right??

 

The employer must accomodate the employees' religious beliefs, but customers and the general public have no legal obligation to show respect or do business with any organization.