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Bizarre Florida

Discussion in 'General' started by BSA43, Nov 19, 2016.

  1. The Great One

    The Great One Well-Known Member

    There is so much stupid in Florida that it is starting to overflow into the neighboring states :D
     
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  2. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Nah...Georgia and Alabama got enough goobers to make their own stupid news.
     
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  3. t11ravis

    t11ravis huge carbon footprint

    That's pretty much the opening chapter in one of Carl Hiaasen's books.
     
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  4. zx6rfool

    zx6rfool Stacks Wood

    Just for fun you should have yelled out "Cant a man and his gator get some privacy!!!"
     
  5. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  6. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Guns don't shoot people...dogs shoot people.
     
  7. Slider82

    Slider82 Well-Known Member

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  8. Slider82

    Slider82 Well-Known Member

  9. caferace

    caferace No.

  10. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Liar, liar
    Your pants are on fire
    Your nose is longer than a telephone wire...

    ( sung to the tune of.....Liar, liar of course )

    Bet that was a Kodak moment in the courtroom. :Poke:
     
  11. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    What is this Kodak you speak of?
     
  12. deepsxepa

    deepsxepa Hazardous

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    I'm gonna need the link for that. You can't make that shit up!
     
  14. deepsxepa

    deepsxepa Hazardous

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  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

  16. TSC_113

    TSC_113 Look At me!!!

  17. Big T

    Big T Well-Known Member

    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/miami-gardens/article141629089.html

    Mom beats down teenager, gun shots, axe to car, need I say more, Florida?

    A mother of a teenage girl showed up at Carol City Senior High School, knocked a cell phone out of another teen’s hand and hit her several times, police say.

    Ernstlatta LaFrance, 30, continued to unleash her fury when the teen showed up at her home with her friends to retrieve her cell phone, according to a police report. She used an ax to destroy the victim’s car and broke the teen’s middle finger, an officer wrote.

    LaFrance, who faces a slew of charges including strong-armed robbery, child abuse and aggravated battery was being held Wednesday in Miami-Dade’s Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a $38,000 bond.
     
  18. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

  19. grasshopper

    grasshopper Well-Known Member

  20. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Uno fugly beotch.
     

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