Another GF/Wife breakup/divorce

You're doing the right thing

 

Don't make other people's problems your problems bro.

 

Not your problem. Easy solution. She can move to her son's school district.

 

Don't even consider it unless you become the boy's legal guardian. Without that, you open yourself up to a world of criminal, civil and financial hurt.

 

Werd

 

Looks like Brad and Angelina are jumping on the bandwagon today.....






And just to put an exclamation point on it......both Aniston and Jolie were the ones who filed on him, once again supporting the stats that its usually women (70-80% of the time) who pull the plug on marriage.

.....but men are the commitment-phobic ones

 

You don't see how Aniston might be upset that he hooked up with Jolie? Or is that part of the commitment she made?

 

BTW, Jen, I've been fucking Mrs. Smith. We're cool tho, right?

 

I've never understood this mentality. He cheated on his wife at the time WITH her while filming a movie. Now she's suddenly shocked to learn he's a cheater with a co-star?? Really? Did she think he was suddenly going to develop morals? Only shocker here is that it took this long, really.

 

FTFY

 

Most of us are just in the "You're telling me there's a chance" mode while reliving Lara Croft fantasies.

 

Meh.

Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld movies. That gal puts a strain on my zipper.

 

Oh hell yes. But I ain't kickin Lara out of bed for eatin crackers.

 

Good thinking. No chance she'd lose a crumb off them big lips.

 

I'm with you on Beckinsale. But a Hackers era Jolie is tough to beat.

I'm sure Jolie's rebound fling will be foiled by the repeated rejection of club racers, though.

 

I like old before she was anfucking activist saving 100 kids and turned crazy.

Like 19-30.

Seems like one who's gotten crazier and crazier over the years, tells everyone else how to raise kids, yet has several nannies herself.

I dunno, I don't think I'd fuck her this point in my life. There are many way hotter girls I haven't let stay the night... I'd let her fellace me though.

 

You're hilarious

 

Didnt AJ loose the bewbies as a precaution for cancer?

 

uh huh...weird. not sure I'd castrate myself as a precaution to avoid testicular cancer. I mean where do you draw the line for things to chop out?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_facto...rgery_the_actress_discusses_beauty_after.html