And Now It's Time For Some Dungeon Jokes...

There have been some really good political jokes, zingers, cartoons in newspapers and mags and such out there lately and I anticipate alot more as we draw near and past Nov. 6th. Post'em up here so we all can enjoy them instead of missing them if posted in a thread we don't want/need to read.


The Little Red Hen - (Version 2012)

"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and ripened.

"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did

"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (Harry Reid)

And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.

Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

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This article was for distribution among younger students and grade school teachers who may have difficulty understanding the problems with Socialism.

 

Harry Reid isn't a pig. He's what's left on the ground after the pig hears he is going to the bacon factory. Hell, he's even lower than that.

 

But who baked the bread that the hen got for free? And what happens when whomever baked that bread "joins the party"?

 

yolk yolk yolk.

 

The first time I heard that joke, Jack Kennedy was the farmer.

 

I think he means after the hen got in line with the rest of the party. Since Obama was the farmer, it would be him. He most likely bought it on credit at the local Chinese farmers market.

 

What?

A catholic farmer????

 

Here is one for tonight

 

Good one! That's how I see it.

 

EU wins the Nobel peace prize...just our thanks for not following a syphilis infected zealot that wants to take over the world for the past 6 decades...NARF!

David

 

Yes, that IS what he means....

I was going along with the premise of the "joke" in that eventually all of the bread bakers realize this and eventually so many people are in the free bread line that there isn't enough to go around.

 

Dudes, the candidates and election process in general is the joke.

 

Jesus walks into a restaurant and says to the Maitre'd "Table for 26 please"

Confused, the Maitre'd does a quick head count, and says "But there are only 13 of you."

Jesus replies "Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side"

 

Donald Trump runs for President and the demirats, media and the new yorker reading liberal intelligency all laugh.

He wins!

 

What is sader is who loses...

 

I think we can survive a President who is pro-America for a change.

 

Oddly, Chavez was very pro-Venezuela...