And Now It's Time For Some Dungeon Jokes...

or Jew...

That joke was told to me by a Hassidic Jew I worked for.

 

Why don't episcopalians have big orgies?



































Too many thank you notes.

 

A priest and a rabbi are good friends and one night they get talking about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden.

The conversation leads them to try skinny dipping and under the light of the moon, they find themselves in swimming in a lake with their clothes hung from a tree.

A car pulls up right next to the tree and two couples get out.

One couple are parishoners of the Priest's, the other of the Rabbi's.

They can't go for their clothes, so they both run off naked, the priest using his hands to cover his penis, looks over and sees the rabbi covering his face. "What are you doing?" he asks.

The rabbi responds, "In my congregation, they recognize my face."

 

You know why Trump doesn't wear glasses?




Because he's got 2020.

 

A Jewish man decides his son isn't religious enough, so pays for him to go visit Israel.

When the son comes back, however, he says he's a Christian now.

The father goes to his friend exasperated to explain the situation, and his friend says "that's funny, I sent my son to Israel last year, and when he came back he also said he was Christian."

The two men decide they should speak to their rabbi about this, but when they explain the situation, the rabbi says "that's funny, two years ago I sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian."

The three men decide only God can have the answer, so they pray. The rabbi says aloud "dear God, all three of us sent our sons to Israel, and all of them came back Christian."

God's voice booms down "that's funny..."