And Now It's Time For Some Dungeon Jokes...

If your under 30 and not a liberal you have no heart
If your over 30 and not a conservative you have no brain
If your over 45 and not a conservative you have no money!

 

You sure about that?

 

Look closer.

 

Grammar alert, grammar alert, sapsis on patrol...dive, dive.

 

Thread about to die. Nerd alert.

 

Your...wrong...wrong...I...tell...you

 

Dave has a bumper crop of nits.

 

His pretty sure.

 

Who said that?
A guy under 30?
A guy over 30?
A guy over 45?

 

I'm not sure that aphorism qualifies as a "joke".

Love me some wal-nits. If you do too, thank you-know-where.

 

Fucking taggers and their graffiti.

 

Well ah, candlesticks always make a nice gift.

 

You think of it as an axiom or something?

 

That would be axiomatic.

 

Ok you’re... many apologies. And yeah, I think it’s a joke, lighten up.

 

Islamic Dancing Rules


Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet the Mullah for counseling. He asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."


"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."

"So, after the ceremony, I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the Mullah.

"Woman on top?"

"Sure," says the Mullah, go for it!"

"Woman below?"

"Sure, that's normal!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes!"


"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey, a camel and a goat ?"

"You may indeed!"


"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the Mullah."


"Why not?" asks the man.

"It could lead to dancing"

 

You could replace Islam with Baptist here.

There's some funny shit going on with the post-mortem fairytale crowd.