Admit it. You have a little Brrome in you. (shaddup)

Old farts FTW!

 

So here is the proper way to sort and then eat the M&M's. First grab a handful or open the little bag and assess what you have, sort them into groups by color. Start by eating the singles, but you also have to eat them in the order of the color spectrum. Remember ROY G BIV!! Next you eat the pairs, same order, etc until you have eaten them all.

Bring order to chaos.

 

Pffffbt.

CMYK, bish.

-jim

 

FTFY

 

I passed by this place on the way to NJMP this weekend (not my picture though).

I feel like some of the people in this thread may have had a stay here

 

That sign with its jacked up letters makes my day.

 

M&Ms - Three at a time. If three different colors, eat from light to dark, or dark to light. If you get lucky and get one green, one blue, and one yellow, then it's yellow+blue=green. If you get three M&Ms of two colors (one red, two green as an example), alternate. Don't ever eat two in a row of the same color, unless you have exactly three of the same color, then you eat them all in a row.

 

I do. It makes the bag last longer.

 

They probably even unwrap Hershey's Kisses before popping them into their mouths too.

 

Awesomeness!

 

OMG, that sign is perfect and Broome is sure to blow a gasket when he sees it lol

 

WTF? That is some bullshit.

 

@Jongo and I were walking the floor at the AIMExpo a few years ago, and I caught him straightening the catalogs / sell sheets on everyone's displays. I knew at that point, he had me beat!

I have weird superstitions that i know are BS, but can't help it anyway - not so much OCD.

 

I was in a meeting a few years ago with Chevron. I was sitting at the desk of the guy that was the top dog, the VP over all international drilling for Chevron. He had one of those large calendars/planners on his desk.........and it was crooked.

I sat there trying to pay attention, but couldn't. I could feel my blood boiling, as if I was going to explode if it didn't get straightened. I was about to have a seizure.

After about 10min I finally reached over to his desk, moved his pen holder out of the way, and straightened his calendar.

Our VP of Worldwide drilling was in the meeting, and his eyes got as big as basketballs. He had this "I can't believe you just did that!" look on his face.

The whole room went silent for about 15 seconds. Then the Chevron guy just goes "may we continue now, is my desk up to your standards?".

I just said "it is now; you may proceed".



Unfortunately, I was the only one who thought it was funny. I actually got into some pretty deep shit over that one. But I couldn't help it.

 

Half of you fuckers would not last a month with a severe spinal cord injury. The rest would learn things about patience you never imagined possible.