Starting over

My first thought was that he meant naan, but then I know better than to think he has a clue what that is. So when I match up the person with the vocabulary used, I can’t help but wonder how pizza on banana bread actually tastes. Ya figure he went the Hawaiian route?

 

You smoked that joint, didn't you?

 

"If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do they taste of anchovies?"

 

No. Yes. I'm not saying.

 

Naan.


Suck it Nazis.

 

Pass that joint, I wanna try some nanner bread pizza

 

Love some good flatbread.

 

Cuz they have an infection and need to see a doctor.
That ain't normal.

 

If it smells like seafood it's not fresh...even when it is actually seafood.

 

Mornin ladies.

 

Meathead....they need your help...

https://thetakeout.com/pbr-beer-truck-stuck-bridge-milwaukee-1831840497

 

I'm on it.

 

Went off on an old fucker tonight. He's been there like 6 years. He knows how to manipulate the delivery system to his benefit and fuck everyone else. Been watching his sneaky ass since day 1. Busted him tonight jumping in front of me on the board.

I lost it.

I had to apologize to the customers waiting in line.

It was worth it.

 

I delivered pizzas off an on from 18 to about 30. My first job was Papa Johns at 18. I had a similar incident with this HUGE fat old guy that had worked there forever, Dennis Wiley (The Wiley Dennis!). This guy was like 6'5" and about 500lbs, just a giant tub of shit. Anyway, he was scamming the system, not taking crappy runs, etc, and I called him out on it. It got heated, and at some point I called him a dumb shit. Apparently that was kryptonite to this guy. He literally broke down crying. I wound up having to apologize to his dumb ass a few days later in the managers office.

 

@Anchovie

BTW, where the hell are the trashy pizza ho pics from your new camera?

 

Don't take no shit, Pizza dude.

 

Welp, at it again. Pizza must be delivered.

I won't let the pizza down.

#onamission

 

Who Da Fuq orders pizza at 1045 on a Friday am? And no wonder you get such shitty tips,,,you need to working the friday night shift

 

We deliver from 10:30am till midnight or after.

 

Eff that

Better get your union rep on that