Fighting global warming!

OMG these cultists are insane.

 

I'm old enough to remember when we almost flipped Guam!

 

You are completely clueless. Random redistribution of the planet's weight will result in an uncontrollable speed wobble, resulting in our world being violently catapulted from orbit.

 

With the world's newfound sexual elasticity, we have a globe damper to keep our orbit from high siding us into deep space.

 

According to the Weather Channel website, it's currently 25 degrees warmer at McMurdo Station than it is here in NH.
Maybe they're on to something.

 

Well...it is "summer" down there....

 

Somewhere, I have pictures of me running around Antarctica in a tee shirt. They were taken back when global cooling was going to kill us all. If the weatherman calls the next week about right, that's good enough for me.

 

What seems to be happening with mankind is kind of like the little story about growing up on third base but thinking all the time that you've hit a triple. We've continued to evolve and by inventing technology that finally can aid in inventing more new technology the fast pace of new stuff thrown in front of us makes many of us think we're the frigging king of the Universe. We're still dumber than most fence posts but we just aren't smart enough to know it yet.
In the news now the "experts" are harping about a "mini ice age" being upon us BUT, it's caused by global climate change. Personally, I'm waiting for someone to ask those experts a simple question.

The question is, "So what? Are you experts actually thinking that mankind has the knowledge and power to do anything about changing the climate of the frigging planet? Get the hell off your self built pedestals and start thinking of ways that mankind can adapt to the constantly changing planet?"

Even that question is very simple. We, like all the species before us, adapt. If the sea level rises, don't stand there and drown, MOVE! If the ocean keeps washing your patio away consider rebuilding a bit further away from the ocean or raising the patio next time you rebuild it. Why is there such an arm-waving panic about this?

(I would tell you guys what I really think about this subject except it would cause a bad case of hives.)

 

That's easy to say when you're nearing extinction.

 

I take advantage of all things. If I'm sitting on the beach, and the water rises and others start backing up, I go swimming instead.

 

I tried to let this go as it isn't really relevant to the discussion, but fucking what?

If you could disprove that vampires exist I'd give you a cookie, but you can't, you won't, and yet, most people are logical enough to know that vampires don't exist.

 

They're not in the Bible.

Gimme my cookie!



EDIT: Upon a little reflection...

A vampire: died, came back to life, drinks your blood.

Jesus: died, came back to life, you drink his blood.

Not a perfect match, but enough to give you pause...

I guess your cookie is still safe.

 

Neither were dinosaurs

 

With so much ice melting and all the created water putting weight and creating pressure on the ocean floors while at the same time reducing the weight on the polar ice cap, we soon can expect something similar to this to happen.

 

Explained in 'so long and thanks for all the fish' if memory serves me.

 

Not so fast
http://nationalpost.com/news/world/...ctually-counter-sea-level-rise-scientists-say

 

Another example of they really don't know nearly as much as they pretend.

 

the difference is we have thousands of years of documentation and historical artifacts that are consistent with the bible, certainly more support than that of global warming...which continues to rest upon doctored information and "non" scientific data/processes to "prove" it.

as to vampires....they are the dead walking. Christ defeated death. slight difference. Happy Sunday!

 

Christ defeated death....prove it...hold your breath for 15 minutes. I think you'll find death is still very much undefeated.