eh, what the hell. You can all start sending your resumes. I will have the casting couch ready shortly.
I would but I'm not sure I could provide you with the levels of disappointment to which you have become accustomed.
I don't believe for a second that I would ever get laid again if Dern keeled over. Who wants seconds from that giant a-hole?
I was referring to Dern, himself, being the asshole (I don't think he would disagree) - Not the anal sphincter on either of us. Is that specific enough?
But let's assume for a second the AR was designed EXPLICITLY for man killing. So? The supreme court has held that a person has a right to self defense. Again, ASSUMING that the primary design goal of the AR15 was to kill humans, wouldn't it hold logical that ANYONE concerned about their personal safety would and should own one? Or, it's quite simply the cheapest rifle cartridge by a LONG WAY and it's hand for medium range plinking, varmit killing, paper shredding, small game...which, btw is what it's used for 99.9999% of the time. Ask the FBI uniform crime stats if you don't believe me. More people will be killed from hand to hand fighting this year than ALL RIFLES COMBINED. Google Fu it. Beats the shotgun blast in the air off the veranda...