I never made any gay jokes. The joke was about you slurping cops. I never attached a gender to it. Like I've always said, tis you that has the reading comprehention problem.
Um, yeah, you really need to follow my advice. Learning the language and reading what is actually written would show you those two things are not the same. One is telling you who you are, the other is giving you advice. Totally different things...
The "giving advice" was my joking reference to you saying that I don't want you to "tell me who I am." I didn't actually think you would give me any useful advice. So, are you gonna "tell me who I really am?"
You need to find a "southern" dictionary...or call any Walmart south of the Mason-Dixon line and ask anyone who answers
Dunlaps disease- when your belly dun lapped over your belt. Also sometimes referred to as a dickdo. Dickdo- when your belly sticks out further than your dick do.
Apparently, both spellings are acceptable. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dunlap's Disease
Interesting perspective. The looters / rioters are supposedly a small percentage of the protesters. The majority stood by and let the criminals destroy the area, even though it made them all look bad. If you are not a willing accomplice to the destruction why would you let people tear up where you live?