So, you wanna work in show business?

Eat some tacos.

 

If I learned anything from Shakira, this will work:

¿Cómo se llama?, bonita,
Mi casa, su casa.

 

Tell them you're a big deal on the beeb, panties will be dripping.

 

A little tweak of chemistry.

 

Unfortunately, it will be because they forgot to put
on their adult diaper.

 

The last Mexican chick..my move was a few beers and bragging about my oral skills..A huge downtown Atlanta motel bill later, and I don't believe
my jaw has ever been the same since.
Be Very!! Careful! They will hurt you!! and just because you're done,doesnt necessarily mean she is .. and "Im tired" is no excuse.You dont wanna
go there..I went there,it wasnt pretty..she hurt me

 

lol. Your mouth wrote cheques your mouth couldn’t cash.

 

You isn't shittn!! insert sthick spanish accent,i will never forget it!!
"Chu get down there and finish me the right way!" God she was crazy er n hell,but such a fun freak.

 

Three nights with Leanne Morgan coming up this week.

I'm not sure who she is I think she was here before.

What's my move?

 

Isn't she a comedian ?

 

Postmenopausal female comedian. Ski

 

Get @motion to take you to Pattaya.

You *might* have a chance to score there.

 

Mellencamp.

Demands an alleyway of curtains shielding him from prying eyes all the way from his Airstream to the stage.

 

Thunder punch his bitch ass in the choad.

 

I saw last week he was spewing some political bullshit at a show, someone in the crowd yelled " play some music ", he threw a hissy fit and walked offstage.

 

Worked with his guitar player, Mike Wanchic on a couple projects years ago (he was producing I was engineering). Cool dude.

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He doesn't want people seeing him use a cane and walker to hobble his way through?

 

Evidently you're saying he doesn't do his encore with a cover of Cat Scratch Fever....

 

He was the talent for the first big location gig I did in 1996. He was a dick back then. I can't imagine he has gotten any better in the intervening years.