She’s a naughty, naughty, teacher...

Some nice DSL's.

 

Oh, don't be all sensitive....it you can't laugh about it by now.

 

https://nypost.com/2024/05/03/us-ne...ann-arrested-for-making-out-with-student/amp/


Wisconsin elementary school teacher, 24, busted for ‘making out’ with 5th-grader — three months before wedding

 

Imagine being the fiancée and not measuring up to a 5th grader.

 

WTF? 5th grader? Howd he pull that? Had an awesome set of Poke man cards,and she get all hot and bothered?? Geeze!!

 

That's one way to look at it, and is likely how he's viewing it now.

The correct way is "wow do I owe that fifth grader some cool Roblox credits because he just saved my fucking life", but that will likely come with time.

 

I just don't get it. What is sexually attractive about a 5th grader and why would you jeopardize your entire next 60 to 70 years for it?

 

To play contrarian, humans were marrying fifth graders fairly recently.

And however/whomever/whatever started life on this planet saw fit to make fifth graders be able to sexually reproduce…….

Signed,

Guy Playing Devils Advocate Who’s Not a Pedo

 

What if "they" whover the fuck that is...Get caught with a 4yo? That's gotta be pretty spicy for these folks

 

Genealogy confirms much greater disparities in age 100 yrs ago and back. Still common on at least 3 continents.
Here in the lovely South I have heard on jobsites.
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred.
And worse. Then I tell them my views.
My experience was I was molested 6-8yrs old.
I stabbed a would be molester (Asst. scoutmaster) at 14 behind his knee and sliced down and almost through his Achilles.
tendon.
Beat a 24 yr old to near death for buying liquor and dope for my 14yr old sister.

 

Man I'm sorry to hear that,except for the 24 yo.That's pretty sweet

 

I have known a self destructive woman or three in my life. Run!

 

Western civilization has extended childhood well beyond physical maturity. Historically, mankind did not have that luxury. At this point, many 40 year olds are no more self reliant than a medieval 14 year old.

 

Change the bold to "depression-era 10" if you want.

 

https://www.boston25news.com/news/l...with-raping-child/E3TZ7ZXJ5JGTRBZOBYKOJD6GYI/

I have no idea why they are picking on
this poor bus driver. To characterize his
actions as rape is just lunacy, he was
merely giving the lucky boy access to
sex with an experienced older person.
I'm sure this kid was high-fiving his
friends. Not to mention this would
have been perfectly normal in 1562.
What is wrong with these cops?

 

i teach 5th grade - i find this incredible ...she must have a mental issue that i cant comprehend.

 

If the pronouns don’t fit, can it still go here?

https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/...her-teen-shooting-ZMD3WNXWERGGNLAVJGBM7Z66H4/

 

Inappropriate relationship? That hardly seems fair to the homicidal homosexual pedophile demographic.

 

Unsecured personal bond? Damn, I guess they want to one-up Kommiefornia.