She’s a naughty, naughty, teacher...

This conundrum comes up in every thread on this topic.

Fact remains, if my 17 year old son nails a hot 27 year old teacher, I'm going to fistbump him.

If a 27 year old pervert diddles my 17 year old little girl, there's going to be a whole shitload of fistbumping going on, followed by a body disposal.

If you need it explained to you, you won't ever understand.

 

You must not have ever listened to your teenaged daughter and their friends talking about how hot some teachers are.

 

If you need it explained, you don't have the ability to understand.

The only difference is that the girls chase the teachers. The boys don't.

 

The Police wrote a song about it.

 

Sting was a substitute teacher.

 

Synchronicity?

 

That wasn’t the subject of that book by Nabokov.

 

No.

Don't Stand So Close To Me.

 

Physically, yes.
Mentally, theybare the same.

I've been screaming this for years.

 

Look at the average Taylor Swift fan and repeat this.

 

*too slow to edit...

Physically, yes.
Mentally, they are the same.

I've been screaming this for years.

 

Are we now talking about folks from Lesbonia?

 

It may shock you to learn that you don't need to make up a fake place name to say what you're saying.

 

Lesbonia is in Redneckistan, you maroon.

 

Their sister city is Dildo Newfoundland.....

 

I bet her gym classes were fun!
https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-gym-teacher-allegedly-sexually-assaulted-her-student-four-years

 

Some guys would pay big dollars to have sex with her.

 

Female high school gym teacher and girl's lacrosse coach. I'm going to guess that the article doesn't mention the student's sex because that student is female.
So the guys wanting to pay big money to have sex with her might be out of luck.

 

Article said, spanned his high school career.

 

I stand corrected. I looked at that and two other articles to see a him or her and didn't notice.
So either they edited or my reading comprehension failed me.
Mea culpa.