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Satellite

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by MV, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. Team Atomic

    Team Atomic Go Go SOX!

    So?
     
  2. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    That blog is above your security classification, sorry. :crackup:
     
  3. YamRZ350

    YamRZ350 Nicorette Dependent


    Backpedal much?

    Or, are you saying there's a pretty good chance there are snowballs in Hell?
     
  4. Strick

    Strick Good to be king


    Oh yeah that is right that is not moving at all, it is like parking at the mall.
     
  5. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    I see that you don't know the reputation of our Texas "metal savagers." If they can steal the copper wire right out of the light towers on the freeways I'll guarantee that you'd see a beryllium tank full of hydrazine show up on Fort Worth's north side at the metal scrap yard. :D
     
  6. Team Atomic

    Team Atomic Go Go SOX!

    Like I said before, better chance than hitting a ICBM, but certainly isn't a done deal. Makes it easier since we know the trajectory.

    BTW...China already has shotdown a satelitte.
     
  7. Team Atomic

    Team Atomic Go Go SOX!

    And we send unmanned spacecraft to visit the outer planets, neither has anything to do with shooting down the satelitte.
     
  8. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    That's right. Neither one is rocket surgery.
     
  9. Strick

    Strick Good to be king

    You said it is a 50/50 chance of hitting it because it was traveling at 24K mph. Please explain how docking with the space station traveling roughly that fast is different than hitting a satellite with a missile?
     
  10. Team Atomic

    Team Atomic Go Go SOX!

    But the relative speed is zero.
     
  11. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I heard it's actually a space station full of Astro Ninja pirate Zombies put in orbit by the Democrats to protect the endangered Astro Ninja pirate Zombies which had been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris to the brink of extinction.
     
  12. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    And getting two objects in space at the same location with a relative speed differential of zero requires no skill.
     
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2008
  13. jeepskate99

    jeepskate99 Treats objects like women

    Good to see we have a few people here that could be astronauts, as it requires no skill. :D
     
  14. aedwards01

    aedwards01 Well-Known Member

    Actually the only guaranteed way of making sure we hit the satellite is with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, since it obvioulsy travels much faster than 24K mph and never misses a target.

    :D
     
  15. MV

    MV Well-Known Member

  16. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    "There has to be another reason behind this," said Michael Krepon, co-founder of the Henry L. Stimson Center, a liberal arms-control advocacy organization. "In the history of the space age, there has not been a single human being who has been harmed by man-made objects falling from space."


    FIGHT IT!! FIGHT IT!!! If Bush ordered it damn it, FIGHT IT!!!!
     
  17. Jefe

    Jefe Wannabe

    So did we, from an F-15 over 20 years earlier.
     
  18. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    Maybe if we put a little door on the missile's nosecone and "dock" it with the satellite, it will work. :D
     
  19. Yamaha Fan

    Yamaha Fan Well-Known Member

    Yes this should work, This way we can send Chuck Norris up in the missile, he can reach through after they dock and crush the satellite with his iron grip :D
     
  20. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Chuck round housed kicked the guys who suggested that they fly him into space to round house kick the satelite. Chuck doesn't ride anyone's rocket, chicks ride Chuck's!
     

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