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Okay time to liven things up a bit with some jokes!

Discussion in 'General' started by Pepe Le Ghey Pew, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    Today I learned that there are 3 unwritten rules in life:

  2. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    An eight year old girl went to the office with her Dad on a "Take your kid to work day".

    As they were walking around the office the young girl was getting crankier and crankier, crying and sobbing. Her father asked what was wrong with her?

    As the concerned office staff gathered around she sobbed loudly "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
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  3. BrentA

    BrentA Very expensive.

    Just got back from a pretty decent tinder date.
    Was interesting. She's blind, and that was a first.
    Things were getting frisky and she reached down to... you know.
    She said "wow, you're huge."
    I said "You're pulling my leg."
  4. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

  5. OldSchlPunk

    OldSchlPunk Well-Known Member

    I decided to do something different for dinner last night. I stopped at McDonalds and ate a kids meal. Damn, did his mom get pissed!
  6. OldSchlPunk

    OldSchlPunk Well-Known Member

    Hey, I left him the toy!
  7. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were watching a street performer juggle. The performer noticed that they were having trouble seeing him with the larger than usual crowd that had gathered.

    He climbed up on a wooden box and asked if they could see him better now.


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  8. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

  9. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Number twenty seven!

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