Okay time to liven things up a bit with some jokes!

Today I learned that there are 3 unwritten rules in life:

1
2
3

 

An eight year old girl went to the office with her Dad on a "Take your kid to work day".

As they were walking around the office the young girl was getting crankier and crankier, crying and sobbing. Her father asked what was wrong with her?

As the concerned office staff gathered around she sobbed loudly "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

 

Just got back from a pretty decent tinder date.
Was interesting. She's blind, and that was a first.
Things were getting frisky and she reached down to... you know.
She said "wow, you're huge."
I said "You're pulling my leg."

 

I decided to do something different for dinner last night. I stopped at McDonalds and ate a kids meal. Damn, did his mom get pissed!

 

Hey, I left him the toy!

 

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were watching a street performer juggle. The performer noticed that they were having trouble seeing him with the larger than usual crowd that had gathered.

He climbed up on a wooden box and asked if they could see him better now.

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

 

Daaaaaaaaad!.......

 

Number twenty seven!