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English makes no damn sense

Discussion in 'General' started by HPPT, Mar 10, 2023.

  1. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    We call everybody assholes.
     
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  2. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    More like Transplanted New Englander Still Fits in His Birthday Suit. :moon:
     
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  3. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    That's on the users, though, not on the language.
     
  4. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    Si ton tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu par ton tonton
     
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  5. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    Whatever frenchy
     
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  6. cBJr

    cBJr Well-Known Member

    and French is so great...
    (click the French speaker link for those who don't speak frog)
    https://translate.google.com/?sl=fr&tl=en&text=attends, ta tante t'en tant tends ton temps tant, t'en a autant de taon dans la tente&op=translate

    Edit:
    NM see here:
     
  7. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    On dirait qu'une bande de connards de tante et d'oncle monte dans cette tente sur la pelouse.
    :crackup::crackup::crackup:
    Not exactly translating to english what I asked to be translated into french but still funny as hell in context with the two previous french statements.
     
  8. backho

    backho Well-Known Member

     

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  9. Britt

    Britt Well-Known Member

    No, just no, just because Some Dumbass "Fact Checkers" approved the entry into "The Oxford Dictionary" does NOT make it So...:)

    ("I Texted him the address", just sound dumb")
     
  10. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Well, the only thing that I know is when was was was, was was is.
     
  11. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    All right, I ignored the first dumb dumb who brought that up, but I'll ask you: how many people do you think get involved in that particular discussion here? Most of y'all barely speak English as it is. :D
     
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  12. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    When talking about a text message it is texted... :D
     
  13. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    So you'd say "I send him the address" instead of I sent him the address"?

    To me "I text him the address" ranks right up there with people who have stuff for sell :D
     
  14. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    Those are the same people that want you to "borrow" them some money.
     
  15. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Or baby setting
     
  16. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Back to the original issue: Palestine.
     
  17. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    What's wrong with Palestine? The word not the place :crackup:
     
  18. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    They pronounce it differently depending on whether a train derailed there or Jesus hung out there.
     
  19. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Oh, that's easy, goobers don't know how to pronounce their own town names. They then usually pronounce the real one incorrectly too - Like Louis XIV built his palace in Ver-sales.... :crackup:

    My favorite local one is Buchanan, which is of course Buck-canon or Buck-annin.
     
  20. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    According to the people in my locale he did.
     

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