Do not go see Fast and the Furious

Duh. Random gangs of street racing thieves save the country/world all the time. They weren't just plots ... they were damn near documentaries. They can do what no others are capable of.

 

The plot was to nail Jordana Brewster right....?

 

No desire to see it, but Clint Eastwood's kid is in it, and he may be the last frontier for Hollywood actors who aren't cunts. I was hoping it wouldn't suck for that reason alone.

 

Because Biker Boys and Torque suck worse.

 

It's funny you say that, I just listened to the JRE podcast with him and he came off as normal as anyone could be, growing up as Clint Eastwood's son. I went in thinking he might be arrogant or douchey, but that wasn't the case at all.

 

I guess to each his own definition of POS.

F&F#8 on your screen soon!

 

that is properly written as "sumbitch"

When I get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouf.

 

As much entertainment as these movies provide for me, this still made me LOL. Well done.

 

Tinkie Winkie is bad ass...

 

So...those are the "holes in the plot"??

 

Fast and Furious? Sounds like a story about a female teacher with a temper problem. Never seen any of them either.

 

Now go watch French Connection.

 

The last time you tried that, she knocked you on your ass. Dont you ever learn, boy?

 

I forget there are so many of these. I have been unable to dumb myself down enough after the first one to watch any more.

 

Me n my first baby mama are in the street race meetup spot in the first movie. Shits funny

 

I'll check them out when they come on TV because they're funny to me, in how bad they are. They're sooooooo corny. "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" GTFOOH

 

Who's hood were you posing on for the panning camera shots?

 

Just watched it on the Firestick. By far the most unrealistic, and poorly written, so far. And keep in mind they've already jumped a car out of one skyscraper through the air and into another one.

But the worst part, aside from one cliche'd line after another, was the minimal use of Charlize Theron. She is still a smoke show from head to toe, and they relegated her to above the waist camera shots while being confined in an airplane, spouting verbal diarrhea. Just a total waste of eye candy

 

I'm a huge fan of that movie, second one was pretty good, too, and the third one just should not have happened.

When I bought my F350 in 2011, I picked the tuxedo black with gold trim as my little tribute to the movie.