Skip Salenius, moron extraordinaire!

Mongo is stalking me on facebook. I know how you feel.

 

I just saw your post. That's just sad. Tragic, even.

 

Sheeit. I love me some fez books. My daughter graduates from pre-school today so be prepared for hundereds of pics on there.

 

If you put DaveK in a metal box with a hammer, cyanide in a vial and acid is he dead or alive or both?

 

How do people even say shit like this with a straight face?

 

I hear ya. But with all the crap she went through when she was born I am just amazed how lucky we are that she is keeping up (mostly) with the other kids.

 

I tend to forget that. I apologize.

 

Absolutely no problem.

Some kid is having a party afterwards and Kerri has to go back to work so I'm gonna try and hit on the MILFs all day.

 

Not when there is free food and MILFs.

 

Everyday my kid doesn't get sent to the office is a celebration, Putter.

She's just like her mom, trouble.

 

Her mom?

 

Well, thanks for your input. I'm not putting it on, I'm just bringing my kid so she can have fun playing with her friends. If that's cool with you, I mean.

 

Yeap, her mom. She got her insanity genes from Sam. See, I got a note from the courts and the doctors saying I'm sane. Must be her mom.

 

I am literally still crying over the "I love you" on the face tubes. I thought I was done, but another tear just rolled out.

 

Was it a prominent pre-school?

 

I embrace my opaqeness! Eskimo chicks dig me.

 

To get back on topic for a second, they probably shot fireworks when skip graduated preschool.