"Official" Craigslist failure thread

We all know how difficult it is to keep the front end planted on the Ninja 250. Here's the solution

http://gulfport.craigslist.org/mcy/2899353115.html

 

Creepy-ass van

So I'm looking for a chevy/gmc van from the late 80's to early 90's for my next project and found this thing.

It's giving me the shivers.

http://staugustine.craigslist.org/cto/2867190303.html

 

Lookin 4 a fearing to put on roadking - $1 (DESMOINES)

I have cash money call 515-971-6901 trying to finnish buldind my toy i don't care about Paint or radio or speakers just needs to bolt on my 97# road king


http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/2901192212.html

 

Road Kings scare me, too, but I think I could handle a 97 pound weakling.

 

I prefer my race bread slightly toasted w/ butter and jam.

2009 Harley XR 1200 - Race Bread - $8500 (South Des Moines)

I have for sale a 2009 Harley Davison XR 1200, the bike has 2000 miles.
this bike is Harley orange and black,
the same color as the famous XR750 Harley race bikes. This bike has cast aluminum
rear swing arm, dual port fuel injection, rated at 90 horspower,
read the review at the link below for full details,
these are very collectable.
please call 515 240 0063

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/2903214512.html

 

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/spo/2878048718.html

check out the picture

 

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/mcy/2881899429.html

 

6.00 1/4 mile ? :tut:

 

our nhra legal pro modified making huge hp only ran a 5:98 in 1/4 lol

 

You must not have Braded Brake Lines. Makes all the difference.

 

Braded Brake Lines, that's the secret.


I must have them for my BSA.

 

Well, he didn't say that was from a full stop.

 

Needs a little love

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/2921402074.html

 

says he just rode it down the street... Id pay money to see someone ride that down the street... Only has one handlebar. Not to mention the rest of that turd is malled up. :crackhead:

 

I think he meant his buddy just rode it down the street . . . prior to wadding it up.



Besides, that'll all buff out.

 

One of them new Ferrari R1's
http://gulfport.craigslist.org/mcy/2929359530.html

 

"remote start"

 

Not bike relate but by far one of the best Craigslister adds


http://eugene.craigslist.org/laf/2924595834.html

 

WINNING!!

 

Anyone want a $10,000 rock?
http://reno.craigslist.org/atq/2931400842.html

Fossilized egg found in Tahoe? - $4000 (N. Lake tahoe)

Small fossilized egg found in N. Shore could be rare bird or reptile hard like a rock call leave message if interested I'll send picks 10,000$ or best offer775-232-9483 leave message. Thanks