"Official" Craigslist failure thread

I dont know this ad is a failure but... it has some potential!

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/2865208374.html

 

How many miles on the wife?

 

I emailed asking for pix

 

$hit . . . taken down already.

 

grabbed it out of my browser cache

 

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/mcy/2864471080.html

 

The only way to make this better is if it was a Honda, Kawasaki or Yamaha in the pic.

 

Thanks.

Did you get your pictures?

 

Raider healment

RAIDER HEALMENT - $35 (Knoxville)

i have a large helment looks new no scraches i also have nice set of gogglas that goes with it i would probly go down to 30 if you come get it call or text 641-218-4711

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/2867546529.html

 

I thought Lee Marvin...

I thought Lee Marvin rode a bronze head Rudge Ulster...

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/2867243534.html

1979 Yamaha MX175=1st owner-Lee Marvin! - $850 (Tucson)
Date: 2012-02-23, 2:46PM MST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
It doesnt get much better than this! This is a project bike,needs new piston and some cosmetics. First owned by actor Lee Marvin of Tucson. I have the certificate of origin signed by Lee and the note is notarized. Rare piece of history. Lee Marvin used to ride in the catalina foothills with his friend Steve McQueen. Who knows who rode this bike but one thing is for sure,Lee Marvin was the 1st owner. Cash only/price firm. Call Robert 520-240-8405.

 

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cas/2875448045.html

I'm looking for haters - m4mm - 40 (Phoenix)

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Date: 2012-02-28, 10:49AM MST
Reply to: [email protected]
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Hey, all you guys! I'm lonely, and looking for haters. I am awesome, and I like to show and tell everyone just how incredible that I am. Group haters, 1 on 1 haters, gay haters, straight haters, everyone is encouraged. Please post your responses on Craigslist in a new ad, including pictures. I'm looking forward to all of your hatred, so BRING IT ON, BITCHES!!!

 

5th sentence...

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/pet/2875604162.html

I have a 55 gallon aquarium for sale. Complete set up filters rock decoration air pump and small air stone. I am asking $225.00 but shoot me an offer I upgraded to a 150 gallon. And need to move this one. NO LOW BALLS I WILL SIT ON IT IF NEED BE. Will consider trade for saltwater filtration system.

 

Nice Replica

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/2817721408.html

 

Leo Vince exhaust lets this bike hit and indicated 142 MPH ON THE SPEEDO!

SUZUKI SV650S/DUCATI 1098 REPLICA: "Mr. Leo Vince exhaust, may I be allowed to hit an indicated 142MPH on the speedo?"

Mr. Leo Vince exhaust: "Permission granted."

 

Ooooooooh.

I gotta have that.

 

A 23 year old Ninja 500.... for just $4000 this beauty can be yours!

http://bellingham.craigslist.org/mcy/2879235760.html

 

Ladies and Gentlemen: the Tommy Hayden Addition RC51 failbike!
http://reno.craigslist.org/mcy/2880645886.html

Last Chance - 04 RC51 - $2,000.00 FIRM call only - no text - You have to file with court to get Title - lost interest - needs a few things - Silver Frame/Silver Swingarm - Tommy Hayden Addition - lights turns horn all work 9,150 miles - this listing will be removed when sold

 

Not exactly the van I was looking for....
http://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/2879996311.html

 

You're looking for a candy van?