'YO MOMMA SOOOO FAT.......

She so fat, she went to tour New York and planes started tryin' to shoot her off the Empire State Building...

 

She gotta shower at the car wash... And they charge her extra for waxin'...

 

She so fat, she thought they said, "Milkshake does a body good."

"P90x" is her panty size...

"Insanity" is trying to run past her while she's standing still...

 

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

Yo mama so fat your dad has to roll her in flour at the mill to find the wet spot

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the tv and I missed 3 episodes

 

Yo mama so fat she can't wear her Malcom X jacket because helicopters keep trying to land on her back.

 

... Armpit so hairy looks like she got Chewbacca in a headlock.

 

she's so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

 

...she puts her belt on with a boomerang!

 

I haven't this hard in a while! At times I can't breathe!

 

Yo Momma so hairy Bigfoot take pictures of her!

 

Yo momma so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her as a new country.

 

Yo momma so old her breast milk is powdered.

 

Yo momma so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye.

 

You're mother is so fat, that African American men have been known to comment that her posterior is TOO big.

 

Yo momma so fat that when Metalhead was done f@cking her, he rolled over twice and was still on her !

 

Yo momma so fat, she let this guy crack on her AND meathead in the same post.

 

.....she was pregnant for 10 months, 'cause it took you a month to find your way out!

 

Yo momma so fat she needs shocks for her toilet seat..

Yo momma so fat her jeans have stretch marks..

 

Yo momma's so skank, she only has 12 pairs of panties, one for Jan, Feb, Mar.......

 

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.