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'YO MOMMA SOOOO FAT.......

Discussion in 'General' started by SpeedyTide, Apr 14, 2016.

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  1. SpeedyTide

    SpeedyTide 'Bama's Bad Boy

    Ski & TLR gave me the idea for this thread. Lets see how funny these can get!!

    And......GO! :D
     
    SpeedyTide, Apr 14, 2016
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  2. SpeedyTide

    SpeedyTide 'Bama's Bad Boy

     
    SpeedyTide, Apr 14, 2016
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  3. SpeedyTide

    SpeedyTide 'Bama's Bad Boy

    Dayum!! LOL!!
     
    SpeedyTide, Apr 14, 2016
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  4. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    she jumped up in the sky and got stuck
     
    Lawn Dart, Apr 14, 2016
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  5. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    ...children get stuck in orbit around her.
     
    Lawn Dart, Apr 14, 2016
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  6. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Somebody make a video sacrifice and post "Ya Mama" by The Pharcyde. :D
     
    HPPT, Apr 14, 2016
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  7. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    ... She heard "Golden Corral", not "holdin' corral" when your dad had to tie her up out back...
     
    Lawn Dart, Apr 14, 2016
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  8. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    ...Broome's phone looks tiny in her hand... :D
     
    Lawn Dart, Apr 14, 2016
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  9. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    ... they're still washin' the soap ring stain off the Hoover Dam.
     
    Lawn Dart, Apr 14, 2016
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  10. SOFG2

    SOFG2 Well-Known Member

    She could kick start a 747.
     
    SOFG2, Apr 14, 2016
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  11. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Well-Known Member

    ...she sweats butter AND syrup , just takes the pancakes and wipes em across her forehead
     
    GrayGhost, Apr 14, 2016
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  12. Lawn Dart

    Lawn Dart Difficult. With a big D.

    Photo from family vacation

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    Lawn Dart, Apr 14, 2016
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  13. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    FIFY
     
    panthercity, Apr 14, 2016
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  14. Captain Poo Poo Pants III

    Captain Poo Poo Pants III Sail Hatan!

    Yo mama so fat speedy e wouldn't touch her.
     
    Captain Poo Poo Pants III, Apr 14, 2016
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  15. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    When she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
     
    Resident Plarp, Apr 14, 2016
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  16. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
     
    R Acree, Apr 14, 2016
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  17. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Yo momma so fat when God said "let it be light," he told your momma to move.

    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
     
    R Acree, Apr 14, 2016
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  18. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    When her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.
     
    backcountryme, Apr 14, 2016
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  19. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    When she lays out on the beach, green peace keeps trying to roll her back into the water.
     
    backcountryme, Apr 14, 2016
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  20. flyboy

    flyboy Well-Known Member

    Damn....I'm at work cracking up lol
     
    flyboy, Apr 14, 2016
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