'YO MOMMA SOOOO FAT.......

How much of a fail is it when Metalhead did it first?

 

What is one step above epic?

 

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.


Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.


Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.

 

Yo mama's so fat her patronus is cake.

....

No?
Is this thing on?

 

Your mama's fat.




No really she's fat.

 

She's so fat, she's got her own zip code! When I see a woman with a big fat ass (think K. Kardashian) I call them "zip code asses"

 

Yo Momma so fat she asked the DOT to take out the beltway fearing it wouldn't fit.

 

..she plays pool with the planets.


...she jumpped in the Pacific Ocean and sent a tsunami to Japan.

 

....it takes a half tank of gas to drive around her.

 

The sad thing about this thread is while I'm reading it, that show on TLC "My 600-lb Life" is on. These are some fat mother f'ers.

 

... Her blood type is Ragu.

 

Your momma so big, she's gotta use a VCR for a beeper

 

I had to google that.

Being a Harry Potter reference, I'm kind of proud of having to google it....

 

So fat, you gotta slap her thigh, ride the wave to roll in the dough and find the wet spot.

 

A homeless man was living under a roll for weeks. A Dunkin Donuts employee heard the muffled cries when she started breathing heavy over a box of jelly filled.

 

yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips.

 

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

 

Yo mamma so fat her belt comes in size International Date Line.

 

I heard it as her blood type was KFC as a kid...

She so fat, she gotta use smart cars as roller skates.

 

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.

Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.