Worst movie ever?

I just watched "Voyage of The Rock Aliens; Let's Dance Tonight."

It's a little nightmare of an 80s film starring Bruno Mars as Michael Jackson and Rachel Ray as Pia Zadora (wearing a silver miniskirt over baggy white pants...as you do). I think Prince, Morris Day and Bootsy Collins all have cameos. Maybe Cameo is in there, too.

Imagine "Fame," "Xanadu," the Bee Gees' "Sgt Pepper," "City Limits," and "Sad Max" all rolled into one poorly produced dirt bike musical, filmed in Cambodia (I guess).

The camera work was done by those dudes that did the horrible trippy skate rat movies back in the day.

The screenplay was written by a mentally challenged dust bunny with a taste for Kirkland brand bourbon and masochisitic leaning. It's about as sensitive as "Meatballs."

Oh, and it is narrated by a bored sarcastic robot. This thing makes the Star Wars Life Day Special look like "The Godfather II."

Do yourself a favor. Enter an altered state and watch as much as you can. It kind of puts the 21st century into perspective. It is on Amazon Prime for free.

 

Eyes Wide Shut

 

Twin Peaks, fire walk with me

drop mike....

 

Oh, hell. At least Lynch didn't have Laura and Donna dancing clumsily in front of Creeper James again. I liked it.

 

Damn, I loved both Eyes Wide Shut and Twin Peaks. You guys are deranged.

 

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Plan 9 from Outer Space - Wikipedia

 

Kill Bill. I don’t get the Tarantino nut swinging. I didn’t drive to it otherwise that would’ve the first movie I walked out of.

 

Waterworld

Ishtar

I love trouble

 

How many people walk out of movies? I've only done it once, but have wanted to on many occasions.

 

Bigly.


I mean Gigli...

 

Eyes Wide Shut was definitely Kubrick weird, but pretty enjoyable.

 

Damn, I liked Plan 9. My uncle said the guy who took over Lugosi's role in the movie was his dentist. I did walk out of Dick Tracy, and thought about it during Blair Witch.

 

I also like Kubric and Lynch movies...maybe I'm weird like that.

 

What about Dune?

 

I agree. Those kill Bill movies might not be the worst ever, but there's a lot of suck there.

 

I kept hoping it would get better.

 

Open water 2 adrift. That movie still makes me go on rants about it.

 

That's a tough one. SO quoteable and full of Babes (I love Sean Young). But otherwise a dud.

 

Never watched...dunno why...

 

Spaceballs...walked out.

 

Howard the Duck
Striptease
anything with Madonna or Mariah Carey in it.
Garbage Pails Kids movie